Attn: Ray & Herb

Ray, BE CAREFUL! Latest news reports advise that a cell of 5 terrorists have been operating at the local post office. Police advised earlier today that 4 of the 5 have been detained. Postal security stated that the terrorists, Bin Sleepin, Bin Drinkin, Bin Loafin and Bin Hidin have been arrested on immigration issues. They further advise that they can find no one fitting the description of the 5th cell member, Bin Workin, in the area. Police are confident however that anyone who looks like Bin Workin will be very easy to spot at the post office. Several employees in an effort to protect the whereabouts of Bin Workin have claimed to be Bin Workin. Police have discharged those claims, identifying those employees as Bin Lyin.