$$$Now here a little story I got to tell, about three blank companies you know so well…$$$
I was surprised that no one had said anything yet, so I thought I’d start it up…
A very few days ago, some friends and I were discussing the merge of This Guy Foam with Other Guy Blanks , and how they had also aquired Dudeski Blanks all under the same owner. (true or false) We laughed wondering what this guy was trying to achieve. One of us said “he’s got all the crappiest foam out there, now what? Put them all together to make something worse than that!?!? HA-HAHAHA-HA-HA!”
I had also heard about This Guy starting a “factory” to build boards, (T or F)
start to finish down in good ole Baja. Didn’t think much of it at the time.
So today I get to talkin with a buddy of mine and he tells me about some things that I concluded to be called, Situation: UNCOOL. Tells me that said “factory” is actually a mega-glass house capable of numerous but unknown number of glass jobs (130+) per week. Also that employees may be paid an unknown sum per hour.($2.30)
My buddy also mentions that an employee of Other Guy casually cruised into a well known blank cutting shop and promptly began to trace rocker templates of one large surfboard manufacturing company. (T or F) Employees of said “shop” made a phone call or three, and immediately confiscated drawn templates and escorted said “Other Guy employee” away as far as possibly imaginable.
Another employee formerly of Dudeski and recently of Other Guy was noted doing something very similar on same day, but also being escorted far, far away and told not to be seen for quite some time . (T or F) There has also been many strange phone calls to local shapers inquiring about cheap glass jobs with delivery from Ensanada.
Supposedly the idea of said “!$#@&%$#@^^&^%$##ers” is to slow or stop the infiltration of Chinese and other cheaply made surfboards into our country by,what … doing the same thing,… but closer? (If they are gone, can’t we all get along?) “If its not China, its ok”? NOPE. “We are helping everyone by stealing templates”? Are you guys retarded? “Stop China, Start Mexico”? Great idea there, chump, Costco will LUV it.
I agree, it could be heresay. But I believe my contacts are worthy.(said contacts=worthy) I know a few said offenders and, well, see ya. Just when you thought it was too far away all da sudden its in yer backyard. (fire too)
Watch what blanks you buy. Know where they come from. The board may be stronger or something for now but, will it bite you in the ass later, In a BIG Mo’F—IN Way?
And to think I have a Bennett Foam catalog that says “Bennett U.S.A.”
Just want to know if anyone has any info on this weirdness I heard about today…
SUPPORT yer LOCAL SHAPERS, even if it is YOU. (now that just doesn’t make sense, hopefully you will support yerself)
NO POP OUTS
All of said information is partly true or fictional, or fictionally true, or mas o menos verdad, or just an idea to think about when you buy your next blank or board…
Thanks