Will someone please invite Bonta back.
“MY WAVE…” I miss that.
I miss Bonta too. “Look out Bookies!!”
From the writings of Bonta Mougabwa:
“… flexy plastic bookie boards? I think much on this of lately, and it is perhaps much better to beat them than join them? Either that, or I try 12 more of the feet surfing board TO DOMINATE!!”
"I now understand clearly from much the one Swaylocks surfing board design forum is the one PATHWAY TO
DOMINATION!!"
“Dropping in shortish boardsers? Going to the right or left bookies? NO, you go straight to sandbar of beach! Then it is that I say, MY WAVE!!! To be the one even more inspired, maybe I rather consider the feet of 15 surfing board, too? Yes, it is the end of all beachlike problems.”
"Dominating the one beach life among the waves has the true feel of a surf culture project of great significance! It is time we all say, “to the far right bookie? Or is your way perhaps to the left for you?”
“At the last second of the one (myself) dropping in, I say, MY WAVE!!! Straighten off into the shoreward sands bookies!”
Such the wisdom solves the many great beachward problems."
"… keep preaching to all the more womens to only share body surfing the waves with the ancient fully naked way!
…The trueness of American Beach Culture is so very real fine. For sure it is a total stonker to now be a full Swaylocker!! Rip it, GO MAN!!"
“To dominate or not, that is the single question! “To fun, or to beat with the runs over?” These important things I must seek understanding…”
“… I teach each one surfers say to Bookie boards, go right? go left? Just try to drop in? Rather join the evolution, bookie! MY WAVE!”
“…if I were the total dominator on my one new 12+ of feet surfing board, and there were no bookies in sight on the right or to the left, I myself would choose (10) PAPA NUI BONTA!!! Has full name of the most awesome sound! GO!!! It is of that time that I would then say, MY WAVE!!! What a stonker!”
“Why is it that the white man is always to be running the front desk? In this most great American country all peoples have the right to equal opportunities of dipping into the till. But for me (I asked myself, Bonta), should there be fully naked beautiful women sewing bags in loft? YES and what a fine country this is!! I am truly one happy surfboarding bag consumer!!!”
“Innovation of the trueness is for sure look the circular one way but turn sideways and more than like spiral going upward to around and around. No ass bite there. No confusion were end look as beginning!”
“GO! Women more in surfing! Teach the ancient way to save planet and bodysurf as naked. Chasing a women is true revolution around and around. Bite the women probably. A man never get grip on understanding. Chase. Save the planet with more women teach to surfing ancient way!”
“Special ideas of the few is dangerous. Shared is better. Knowledge is the power. Better to share the ancient way of saving earth with the womens naked bodysurfers. No wetsuit. No handgun. No bookie board. No leash. All natural is the way. My wave!”
“Much thanking each to all Swaylockers, and remember to keep the stonk!!”
Bonta was funny as heck.Hey where is Coral??She stirred the pot pretty darn good.Did anyone ever find out who Coral was??I was offline for a couple of months during that era.