BRAND NEW SHAPING MACHINE RELEASE

BRAND NEW SHAPING MACHINE HAS BEEN RELEASED. IT CAN READ YOUR BOARD AND TRANSLATE DATA TO 3D DRAWING PACKAGE ALLOWING FURTHER ADJUSTMENT, CUT YOUR FIRST BOARD IN UNDER ONE HOUR. MUST VISIT WEB SITE WWW.CUSTOMCLONE.BIZ FREE DEMO ON LINE

the nex re evoluton has the machine fully insulating the creative process…nyuk nyuk nyuk and curly moe and larry whipping out the pro magnum clones…tossing em to the cheap seats and trukkling their under chins with their fingers as the noble pop outists rally their complaints to the high court at the hage to the tune of

“I wrote 'em a check which started the whole world rip-cloning”

the Irony twists the outcome far askew of shallow expectations how can a concious man keep from laughing whats next is going to be wildly hillarious…ambrose…glossed a side on the lotto board

Can it shape a board from a complete log of redwood, and does it have a de barking and auto chambering function?

Can it run from a bicycle driven power take off? Can it shape boards 21 feet long by 27 inches wide with twelve inches of rocker? Does it also peel potatoes and slice beans? Does it also have lower case? If so I will take two. R.S.

It looks like Kevie touched a sore spot with a few of the shapers.

Hey Mr Stewart, what’s with the Swasika logo?

This is the first time I have checked out Swaylocks and I have to say it looks like its pretty fiesty out there! Good to see some heated debate…