BSF = THE BULLSHIT FACTOR

       Howzit ds,I know I hould have been better at cleaning the shop but it even had a dirt floor and I would but crushed coral and spread it on top of the dirt so it would keep the dirt dust down and all the boards came out nice and clean and one person said I can't gloss with a dirt floor but when he saw my gloss work he said he was eating his words on that oneWhen I did clean it I would take everything out and just use the hose and wash the whole place down. People who came by always said they felt very comfortable thereI guess that is what happens when you are more into your craft than the shop being clean.Heck I could move a box and big ole centapede might come running out and they don't like acetone and roaches are the same way.I think the thing that got me was I never had mice or rats in there but the mud daubers would fly in all the time and then just fly out. A few of the Sway boys came and visited me and saw my shop and somebody compared it to another Sway guys shop. The cleaner the shop doesn't make a better surfboard,Ha,Ha. Aloha,Kokua

I’d pretty much have to agree with you! Surf magazines are frequently historically incorrect as to who started what as guys with bucks that are hungry for fame, steal from unknown shapers than give it a slick name and claim it for themselves. If you went to the trouble and expense of doing up a nice logo, it MUST be yours, right?

Ha!

**Those pages of guides rack up money for the publication mighty quickly. "Give us a clean vertical shot of your stuff at a couple, three hundred, more per pop, and 50 words about you and the model. Then get as many as they humanly can stick on a page and go to press. **

The guys on Sways and others worldwide, that are savvy enuff, go “ooh, I like that outline, I’m nabbing it and making one”!

It ain’t the same, never will be the same, but it fits the bill for them.

If you are a bigger advertiser with a mag, then by all rights, you expect more shots in that same mag to run surfers riding your board, or running across the street with one, or on the car, or…

Heck, if that’s the way it is, you may as well go to the next step (or maybe they already have) and the conversation would go something like this:

“WE AT RAG TAG SURF MAG REALIZE THE NEED OF CONSISTENT EXPOSURE BY THE LARGE CORPORATIONS THAT ADVERTISE WITH US. WE NEVER FORGET THAT YOU PROVIDE US OUR PAYCHECK!”

“IN A DIFFICULT ECONOMY, WE MUST WORK TOGETHER, NOW MORE THAN EVER, TO KEEP THE RIDE GOING AND THE VOICE OF SURFING STRONG!”

“WE CAN ONLY DO THIS TOGETHER, AS A COHESIVE, UNIFIED EFFORT TO ‘EDUCATE’ THE SURFING PUBLIC AS TO WHAT IS VITAL AND IMPORTANT IN TODAY’S SURFING WORLD.”

**“AFTER ALL, WITHOUT YOU, THERE IS NO SURFNG!”
**

“THEREFORE, WE ARE PROUD TO ANNOUNCE OUR NEW EXPANDED ADVERTISING OPPORTUNITIES TO OUR MOST VALUED ADVERTISERS”.

"EACH PICTURE PUBLISHED IN OUR MAGAZINE, REGARDLESS OF SIZE, WILL BE AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE BY OUR PREMIUM CLIENTS LIKE YOU. THE GENERAL READER WILL REMAIN UNAWARE OF THIS OF COURSE, AS WE WISH TO MAINTAIN THE ‘SOUL’ FEEL OUR MAGAZINE IS FAMOUS FOR.’

“WITH THIS EXCITING NEW OPPORTUNITY, THE ADVERTISER WILL BE ELIGIBLE TO PURCHASE AN UNLIMITED NUMBER OF PICTURES CLEARLY DEPICTING THEIR PRODUCT IN WHATEVER CONTEXT THEY FEEL APPROPRIATE.”

“WE FEEL THIS WILL IMPROVE THE MAGAZINE TO GIVE OUR CONSUME…ER, OUR ESTEEMED READERS, A FRESH AND AUTHENTIC MAGAZINE SECOND TO NONE!”

'THANK YOU FOR MAKING OUR MAGAZINE THE NUMBER ONE MAGAZINE FOR ADVERTISERS!"

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$300--------- per pop! I guess prices have dropped in this economy.  By at least 50%.

     Howzit huie,Glad you enjoyed my reply and liked your responses. I didn't want to say anythong about the present shapers since I didn't want to upset any of our Sway Brothers whp might have felt I was addressing them. I am doing pretty good these days except for the eating problem but I deal with problems when they arise and it's been 2 1/2 years since my cancer ordeal and I am still here o 2 erect feet. I do miss making boards but for the first time in my life my health comes first since the next time I get cancer will be the last time.Aloha,Kokua

ah we have seen the best of it i think we will be taking stuff with us they will never know?

 

 aloha  huie

I feel sorry for my son (19) and many of the younger people today that feel the future doesn’t look bright. Yes, there are exceptions…there are always exceptions…but we had the 60’s, and it is quite reasonable to imagine that type of decade may never happen again.

My son told us he would rather have lived through our time versus his. He said his friends are aware of the crap the politicians and corporations are pulling, but many of their peers are too preoccupied with getting the latest 4G this, or the IPOD that.

We can still impart some wisdom to the younger generation, whether it be on surfboard construction and design, or to hold those they elect to be accountable for a corrupt banking system. The corporate wrong doing has hit new heights as unprecedented levels of greed produce backroom deal making among lobbyists politicos, bankers, and Wall Street.

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“Greed is good”**

Really?

Guess that depends on who is getting f-cked.

Don’t be afraid to call

**BULLSHIT
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      Aloha huie,I have to agree with you on that since we do know tricks that if not asked about the topic we won't tell the answer. There are times I forgot certain tips and tricks untill I see a question about them and then my mind kicks in and I remember things I had forgotten for years.I call it hard drive overload of the brain. There is so much board building knowledge on this site it amazes me and I love it when I read of one I didn't know about, and I am always ready to learn something new. Aloha,Kokua

     Howzit ds, The problem is when they don't want to hear it since some of them are positive they already know it all. But a lot of us were the same way at that age. I tried to tell my oldest son what mistakes I made and why it is better not to try them but he was one who had to see for himself and he paid big time for that.The younger one listened and came out a lot better off. I still listen and then decide if I think it's a better way than the way I do it and the best way wins. Aloha,Kokua

I think there are some shapers out there who still are old school minded, but a hell of a lot of knowledge seems to be certainly going down the gurgler and will be lost as the new must have now generation take over with the machines, computers and stuff.  But I think there will always be some who break the mold, but unfortunately just not enough. 

In a “Mad Max” world, there would be guys shaping with whatever they could get their hands on.

The CNC’s would be long gone, the cities in rubble, the infrastructure even more decayed than it is right now.

Donald Trump, like his politics or not, is a builder.

He shapes landscapes.

He said last night to Piers Morgan that it is nearly impossible to build anything in America w/o jumping through major hoops… something like 20 years of applications, environmental studies, reapplications, appeals, fees… to build a god damn bridge.

In the meantime, everything is working shittier.

My Verizon landline works crappier than it did 10 years ago.

Why?

Because they determined that there is more money in wireless and have chosen to NOT invest in upgrading it.

I have  to ask:

What happens to your suspension when you hit a pot hole at 60 MPH?

What happens when the COPS live up to being PIGS and don’t “PROTECT & SERVE”?

Who POLICES the POLICE?

You have to speak your mind BEFORE Nazi Germany breaks out.

Kokua… it may seem like a deaf ear is turned to you, but it takes time for them to process it.

The media, in all their whoring around, has reported that Bernie Madoff is miserable.

Who cares?

If society had a sense of justice, he would be pulled out of his cell early every morning, so the working stiffs that he screwed could fling insults and shit at him for what he represents.

Then let him get another dose after they have worked all day and headed home.

Make him go through this day in and day out so that he could RELATE with the 99%.

1% is BULLSHIT!

 

“THE GOOD OF THE MANY OUTWEIGHS THE GOOD OF THE FEW”…VULCAN LOGIC = SPOCK

great bruce keep it up i am loving it’’

 

 

**   cheers huie
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**Listen… people PM me bcuz they can’t believe I’m open about my views. **

**Well I ain’t a dead Kennedy…yet. **

Just a deadshaper.

Whatever happend to:

“I spoke my wrath”

“My wrath did end”

“I held my tongue”

“And killed my friend”

?

If you have a “near death” or, in my case, a documented “death experience”… you don’t get nervous anymore and you sure as hell ain’t afraid of dying.

**Isn’t humor based upon laughing at man’s mortality?
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"If you have a “near death” or, in my case, a documented
“death experience”… you don’t get nervous anymore and you sure
as hell ain’t afraid of dying.

Isn’t humor based upon laughing at man’s mortality?"

 

Very heavy statement and so true!

 

**NO BSF there!
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**When a man, government, power that be, puts fear into another, resulting in striking them mute, the oppressive force has taken something so fundamental from the yielding one as to rob them of all that is fundamental to existing. **

**I said that.
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Mr Deadshaper I am really enjoying your BSF threads . I have gotten into a lot of trouble over the last few years calling bullshit on people who should know better but somehow fail to engage their brain . Certainly some people are just plain lazy , but some folks just  dont want to speak out in case it involves some kind of confrontation.    Some one on Sways signs off with ,    evil prevails when good men fail to act .    how true that is .    and it can be adapted to ,    bullshit prevails when good men fail to speak up . In my opinion a bullshitter  is far more dangerouse the a liar , a liar knows the truth but chooses to lie ,   whereas a bullshitter niether knows nor cares about the truth  , their only objective is to say whatever they believe is required to gain some kind of advantage and fuck the consequences to others .     Keep up the good work .

Liars

Bulsshitters

Truthful

Life is a lot bigger than a 3 ring circus. There are varying degrees to the above acts and many other acts as well.

Some bullshitters knowingly bullshit to gain acceptance. This may stem from a sense of inadequacy or the drive to manipulate…or anywhere in between for that matter.

Liars… well, we all lie to some degree. White lies to save another pain: “you don’t look fat in that dress”, etc. or full on deceit: "I did not kill NIcole and Ron Goldman…

Or a twisting details into convenient truths, “I did not have sex with that girl” or “weapons of mass destruction”.

At the end of the day the only thing we learn is that the truth becomes abstract depending upon who is saying it, under which circumstances, at what period in time “the earth is flat”?

Right now it appears that many people in power are grabbing everything they possibly can, regardless of consequences to themselves and anyone else.

I’m hoping we rediscover an age of ntegrity someday soon.

      Howzit ds, I know what you mean and it's all OK by me because the less questions I am asked just means less answers I have to write,Ha,Ha, Take my friend and may the surf gods bless you with many waves and great boards duilt with your hands. Aloha,Kokua

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Right now it appears that many people in power are grabbing everything they possibly can, regardless of consequences to themselves and anyone else.

 

[/quote] ....the bastards have been doing that for as long as I can remember !....but in recent years , they flaunt it openly in our faces.......the day of reckoning is on the horizon......

Make fast the guillotine!

HEADS SHOULD ROLL :o