Chipfish......

Your avatar scares me.

This topic is not surf related. Please refrain from further outbursts.

Thanks,

The Swaylocks Mod Team

…but I had surfers best interests at heart.

you mean …

people actually LOOK at the PHOTOS here ?

oh man , I always thought it was all about the writing !

ben

[not to worry , you know / noticed how often I change them ? …avitar photos , that is !]

Bad boy Ben !!

Stop it or we’ll all go blind !

I’m calling ’ The Mods Squad ’ onto you.

Brown-nose-spuuut.

get “IT” off!!!

get “IT” off right now!!!

That’s it chip!

You’ve done it! It’s retaliation time!!!

deploy the “Burt Bacharach”!!!

now chip, remove the massive one before we need to resort to Roy Orbison!!!

Kill it Chip, or I’ll dob…

You really need to expand your social circle…

You just watch it Chippy-boy or I’ll bring out the family picnic photos…YAH BABY !!!

Thats me in the middle ( photo)

An already remorseful spuuut…



it’s all fun and games until the blobs sit down …

…on top of you !

Okay , I hope you are all less distressed , now that I have replaced fatty with F.A.G.GY ? [only a “team america” viewer knows the feeling !]

cheeeers

…‘no fat chicks’ ben

Much better… ok we can lock orbison back up again…

bring out da fonze!!!

listen up old Mate, I need someone to tell me the rules here, my missus is whinging and wanting to get on the computer, and I’m laughing my guts out watching you skate or , can you say anything, can you just stick up for yourself or what, I was barred from porn about five years ago, I live with it. Any one got a shot of a nipple, or it that too rich now days. H.

hi john , surfer ‘dave’ , and others !

perhaps for those who came in late ,

I can upload the last two and a half years worth of avitar photos …all in one or two of these boxes …???

we could call it

  1. ’ the avitar gone wrong’ thread

or

  1. I could end up being banned from swaylocks for life ??

[mind you , I think I have posted my lifetime worth of threads and photos here already , maybe ? , so …no great loss eh ?]

That previous avatar of yours was actually YOU, wasnt it surfer_dave ?? I truly thought it was Burt Bacharach !! What a likeness ! Get a piano and a chick called Carol Bayer and get on the look-a-like curcuit !!

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Much better… ok we can lock orbison back up again…

bring out da fonze!!!

Huh?

I thought you were “Spuut”??? Did you make a sockpuppet account?

shhh. don’t tell anyone… I do the impersonator circuit in vegas…

next act?

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"… I was barred from porn about five years ago, I live with it. Any one got a shot of a nipple, or it that too rich now days. "

…I think the thread [which got ‘locked’??] was called "water cold lately ?? " , or something similar , from memory …

hope that helps , mr. spurt !

cheeeers

ben

well then , be afraid …

be very , VERY afraid !!

bwahahah bwahahahah !!! [etc]


…what , only ONE scares you ??!!

damn , I will definately have to try HARDER , then , WON’T I ??? …

"but wait …there’s more … "

Bring IT ON the whole kit and kaboodle Chipster, lets see the LOT ! I dare-z ya!!

The 2nd dude with the skull looks like my uncle Wayne …

Is that Elliot Goblet, with the glasses I wore at University in photo No. 4 ??

( I admit I’m building my own folder of crappy Av’s too ! )

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well then , be afraid …

be very , VERY afraid !!

bwahahah bwahahahah !!! [etc]