Does this make me look fat?

Year Built2018
ShaperResinHead
ManufacturerResinhead
Model NameThe turd
LocationEast county shitty shapes

6-8 cut out of an old wobbly, beat up heavy, 10-6, Warvel blank. Poly, with smoke tint, cut lap vee bottom freak show, single fin. What else do you do with a POs blank?