Dora in heaven or hell?

I just read this from MALIBU, CA - Apparently heaven is “full of kooks” according to the late surfing legend Mickey Dora. Friends of Dora hired a psychic to reach the flamboyant Malibu icon. The psychic channelled Dora for more than 20 minutes during a ‘session’ in the Malibu Canyon area. “He says the surf up there is great. He’s been surfing a right point that’s longer, cleaner, and hollower than Malibu,” explained one of Dora’s friends, who requested we not use his name. “But apparently the lineup is just full of kooks. Mickey said that he gets burned on every wave. They have no respect for inside positioning up there.” According to the friend, who was present when the psychic channeled Dora, “surfing seems to be really catching on in heaven. It’s become a tremendously popular activity in the last few years. From what Mickey said, all sorts of people are taking it up, not just people who were mortal surfers. He (Dora) got burned by Napoleon the other day. Mickey was really peeved. He said Napoleon rode a huge longboard, and had a wide butt-stance. He flapped in front of Mickey the whole way. Dora called him on it, and Napoleon just started raving in French. Dora has nicknamed him Nappy Fain. He said Genghis Khan is a total kook, too.” The lineup is full of kooks and everyone drops in? It must be hell. HEHE. All respect to Mr. Dora. ----Michael

I just read this from Now that he’s dead I guess Surfer can mock him all they want and still make money off him…but actually I think they’ve just been running snotty humor pieces. Check the one about surf industry workers testing out stupider than “helper monkeys”.

It sounds like he not in heaven or hell- he’s in Santa Cruz!

It sounds like he not in heaven or hell- he’s in Santa Cruz! …THAT’S FUNNY…

Mickey is DEAD!..Long LIVE “the CAT”!

It sounds like he not in heaven or hell- he’s in Santa Cruz! Miklos must have been surfing the East Side on Sunday, as everyone else was. If you are scared to surf alone, Sunday was the call. You would have been humming along to the song, “You’ll Never Surf Alone”!

really?the westside was shoulder to shoulder,from middle peak to the base of the wharf.scary!!!I had the most fun at Collins Cove(in front of the Darling House)there were so many waves everyone got a feww goodies(even me!) rest in peace Mr Dora

It sounds like he not in heaven or hell- he’s in Santa Cruz! Dude thats so true! For bazillions of years its been common knowldege that Santa Cruz is actually PURGATORY. Second only to H.B. for pure hellishness. Its all that sick. Really. Poor Miki. Dharmon Univ. of THC Sciences

dad always said you make your own heaven and hell.Santa Cruz is a little of both.Sure was nice here yesterday,70 degrees and double overhead.Dharmon-for a young hemp surfer like yerself i would think you’d love it here-so many gullable hippie surfer girls too