so, what would 40 cigarettes cost per year?
(BTW, Paul, that was just weird. Where is it from?)
Quit smoking saves money, leads to new surfboard and hot new girlfriend. This, of course, leads to marriage, kids, impossible mortgage, no time to surf, selling unused surfboards, then smoking to ease the built up frustration. It's a vicious cycle!
or smoke and make your own boards
Im 52, smoke and surf and get all the pussy I can handle
now that Im not married
Quit smoking saves money, leads to new surfboard and hot new girlfriend. This, of course, leads to marriage, kids, impossible mortgage, no time to surf, selling unused surfboards, then smoking to ease the built up frustration. It's a vicious cycle!
Classic!! hahaha, though i must say my wife is pretty cool with my dawn patrols. And in summer ( coming into it soon ), its so light early i can surf before work. I don't smoke though. I don't care how hot a woman is, as soon as i see that disgusting cancer stick, it cancels out her beauty.
I cant wait until I’m 52.
I was gonna take up smoking again on my 70th brothday. whoops. birthday. But I may move it up.
One thing, hey Ken. post some pics of these boards. whoops. broads.
Smoking stunts your growth. See what it did to DT.
Hey janklow
your a sharp cookie
I dont take pics of them all ,, definetly not the one nighters
there not allway great looking but they do the job
If I have a relationship with a gal then Im not inclined to cheat
I was taught that a stiff dick has no consious
and you cant make up for a lost piece of ass
and if all the good lookers are taken then lower your standards
cause the next day at least you can say you got layed, when all your picky friends didnt.
some of the best sex is from older women and crazy chicks.
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I wonder where his hand is ?????
I’m inclined to agree with SOME of that!
“They do the job!” LOL
Yeah a stiffy is unconscious, that’s why Zeus is AKA “The Zombie.”
funny shit!!
now back to your regularly scheduled program
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Quit smoking saves money, leads to new surfboard and hot new girlfriend. This, of course, leads to marriage, kids, impossible mortgage, no time to surf, selling unused surfboards, then smoking to ease the built up frustration. It's a vicious cycle!
Classic!! hahaha, though i must say my wife is pretty cool with my dawn patrols. And in summer ( coming into it soon ), its so light early i can surf before work. I don't smoke though. I don't care how hot a woman is, as soon as i see that disgusting cancer stick, it cancels out her beauty.
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Hey Beerfan, here in the states, we always figured girls that smoked put out! That is of course, until they slapped you upside the head for the hasty assumption.
BTW, my wife of 25 years and my 23 year old son, understand my "addiction" to surfing. She just gets a little perturbed from time to time.