Fishy Buttcrack Porn

Looks like the dimensions, formulas and performance have been refined for those designs.

Probably proprietary…

bg , secret shapers stuff....

 

surfiber , that's TREMENDOUS shapimg , mate , well DONE !

 

now ...

 

  HERE'S the tricky part ...

here's where the buttcrack and the rail flow into each other , design wise [just to keep things ...ummm...'on track']

 

[as an asside ...

 

  the email I received this in was entitled

 

" health and safety ...HOW TO HOLD ON CORRECTLY IN TRAINS "

 

[the punchline , beneath the photo ?

 

 " no no , the old guy , what were you thinking ? ....I WORRY  about you , sometimes ! "

 

[and rightly so ...when one works in the mental health field , it's a fine line every day ...]

 

  cheers

 

  ben
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howdy ben,

that ‘train’ of thought is interesting, to say the least hmm !

cheers,


And a closer look at the butt cracks.  The 5-8 is epoxy tinted a splotchy blue over the Clark.  I still ride it a couple times a year and rarely keep homemade boards this long. The 5-9 is eps and I didn’t like the way it surfed, hence one more chance with different fins.  It’s super light and the rails may be a bit too pinched.  I don’t know…The first 6-0 is a PUPE.  I still surf it all the time. It started with homemade cut away keels, but it was missing that 5th geer so I switched the fins out with the Rainbow Doc’s template.  Much better.  The last 6-0 may be my best to date.  It’s epoxy over PU with 7.25 volan glass for shits and giggles.  Gephart keels.  Surfs bitchen. The 6-6 is epoxy over PU.  Gephart quads.  Surfs pretty good.  I surf it when it’s too big for a fish or I’m  just feeling old and slow that day. Mike



thanks for the update, mike. how does the moontail ride differently from your conventional fishtails?

cheers,

forgot where i found this wegener alaia with a buttcrack, but it’s no longer a fish. or is it ? 

I like those boards , Mike - great to see you posting some of your work.

not to wander off topic , but what hull shape do you like to use ? ( was going to say bottom shape but this thread’s already awash with innuendo ! )

Hi surfiber,

I’m not sure I would even compare the two.  The 6-6 has a small sweet spot. But, when your on it, it flies down the line fish like.  It tends to bog and lose too much speed on cutbacks.  I have no idea why.  I’m just a guy goofin off in his garage.  The idea was to revisit a long fish, but when it came time to shape the butt crack I thought ‘wtf’ and grabbed the lid to my garbage can.  I probably wouldn’t make another.

Hey nuclear,

All have flat bottoms except my newest 6-0 and the 6-6.  The 6-0 has a touch of V in the nose, flat through the middle and a touch of concave through the fins.  The 6-6 was an attempt at a triplane through the tail.  Kind of hull like. I like flat bottoms in general or slight V and/or concaves.  Nothing too radical to break up the water flow.  Just intuitive idea.  Not based on me being a good enough pilot to tell the difference.  I have been rolling the bottoms farther into the bottom lately and trying to improve my foils, in general, inspired by Mike Daniels and Reverb’s boards.  I found for me, too thinned out of a tail, loses its down the line drive and speed and takes more pilot input.  Good for the younger more athletic guys I suppose, bad for a 53 year old ‘hanger on’.Mike

hi mike,

not sure how much volume distribution & rail foil played a part in the bogginess, but i guess i won’t be going down that moontail path for my HWS simmons/fish/bonzer hybrid. i’m still staring at that wegener fishtailed alaia, wondering how well it works despite its conventional appearance. too bad i couldn’t find online testimonials. thanks for the ride reports!

cheers, 

btw mike, have you considered mccoy’s take on overall board volume & foil? i might build a nugget-inspired HWS too

cheers,

1976

my 5'10" , winged , deep swallowtail Crozier kneeboard .....

[I wish I still had it today , it would be interesting to feel how it rides now , as I was 15 when I surfed this ! ]

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....thanks HEAPS for the photo , Simon ....  cheers !

 

  ben

30 years later ...

 

 A before and after shot

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started as a 6'4  ['Strapper Surfboards ' Torquay]  winged swallow , single fin .

 

The bottom of it was absolutely TRASHED , at the local dump !  I purchased it for $5. It ended up being stripped and reshaped into the  5'11"  multi-plugged 'prawn' you see here .

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**************[ I finally got rid of it , at a council throwout , after nearly five years of faithful service ....]  ****************

hi mike

 

re: 'the prawn' ...

 

[the above is from the original post] ....cheers

 

 

 

 

hi surfiber !

 

  for a few rides as a kneeboard , for the next  ?? years standing up [only because it was a kneeboard , did i even TRY to kneel on it ....]

 

  cheers

 

  ben

hi ben,

looks like a winged & fishtailed mini-simmons from that shot angle, interesting board. you rode it exclusively as a kneeboard? or stand-up too?

5’3"x22x2 5.8"

 

Hey surfiber,

McCoy’s an icon and he and I should not be used in the same sentence.  I’m not enough of a shaper to even try and duplicate his foils.

Ben,

Cool winged single fin swallow.  Long live the PRAWN!  Do you still surf it or did it die a glorious death?

A2, nice color work.  Do you think routing out the stringer for a plug weakens the board?  Mike

Wish I was a “tube” train safe handler

  Miguel

hi mike ['rooster']

 

"it got thrown out at a council collection after nearly five years of faithful service" see original post]

 

  hi 'surfiber'

 

  I rode it maybe once or twice on my knees from [36 years ago] memory...[like I say , a LONG time ago now !] .....only because it was a kneeboard .

 

  But I stood up on it throughout the years , till leaving sydney in 1983 [when the board was left on the front doorstep at 'sunshine surfing' in Manly , where I surfed then]

 

  cheers

 

  ben

 

 

Hey rooster, thanks, i use a holesaw, the only reason it is so large is because i wanted a nice purple halo around the green leashplug to tie everything together. usually i use a smaller holesaw or fortsner bit which ever im in the mood for, but i dont see why routing it would make it any less strong? its essentially the same thing as a fortsner bit.