don’t think the Duke did too many drugs and rock’n’roll gigs .
Would have destroyed his grace . Most stoners I know can barely stand up. Most my age have dropped out of surfing altogether. Some have just dropped [ie: dead. ] Drugs destroy your soul.
ben
A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and looks up and says to the monkey,
“Hey! What are you doing?”
The monkey says “Smoking a joint, come up and have some.”
So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they share a few hits. After a while the lizard says his
mouth is ‘dry’ and is going to get a drink from the river. The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and
falls into the river.
A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the lizard, "What’s the
matter with you?"
The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned
and then fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle, finds the tree were the monkey is sitting,
finishing a joint.
The Crocodile looks up and says “Hey!”
The Monkey looks down and says…
Fuuuuuuuuck… Duuuuuuude…how much water did you drink?!!"
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don't think the Duke did too many drugs and rock'n'roll gigs .Would have destroyed his grace . Most stoners I know can barely stand up. Most my age have dropped out of surfing altogether. Some have just dropped [ie: dead. ] Drugs destroy your soul.
ben
Some prefer sex drugs and rock and roll, others mind body heart and soul. To each their own…Me, I prefer surfing. (It is my sex, my drug, my rock and roll, my mind, my body, my heart, my soul…).