Grubby Clark Shuts Down Ocean

Is this real???

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It appears that, yes…this IS real. Shit, I just got a new board. I think I hate Mr. Clark.

It’s about time. Now maybe the surf industry will finally open its eyes to alternate surfing venues. The ocean’s domination of the industry has gone on for way too long.

Pat

:wink:

Blond?

Wow! I’ve seen some egomaniacal lunatics in my time(Hitler, Husein, Trump, that guy who screams at chefs in “Hells Kitchen”)

BUT DAMN! This has got to take top spot!

Quick, someone flick the switch back to on!

thank golly if sombody

has control

I’m glad it’s gordon clark.

this ta hell ina hand basket

has gone far enough.

no weather is good weather.

…ambrose…

and a splendid day of st Ambrose

is coming up.the opera season will

open that day

in milan at La Scala.

shall we now celebrate

music and honey again

after 67 years?

Sad news.

And if that’s not bad enough…

Oh my god…what am I going to do. I just booked a surf trip, and now this!!

I guess I’ll try to sell my surfboards?!

Anybody want to buy a perfect condition 9’8" Brewer gun for $200.00, Or a 11ft Brewer Longboard that’s never ben surfed.

I’ll sell both for $350.00

This is horrible news.

will you consider a barter in seal pelts?

Don’t worry

Maybe a butterfly will flap its wings in China

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will you consider a barter in seal pelts?

Why…yes!! I’m in need of a new seal skin cap. I’ve been wearing mine quite a bit during seal hunts, and needless to say it’s getting quite soiled.

I soiled my seal pelt but in the bad way:(

In defense of my friend Gordon,

Grub is a very kind and thoughtful person.

He also has a LARGE sense of humor.

I’m sure he’s laughing at this right now.

Yes,

He lurks here…even posts under a front.

Herb

Hey Herb

I was just kidding earlier.

I would NEVER disrespect a legend like Grubby Clark seriously!

I may be dumb, but I ain’t stupid! LOL

Mr. Clark…If you’re listening…I bow as your humble servant.

Please forgive my impudence.

Now, can we please have our waves back!

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I soiled my seal pelt but in the bad way:(

I know what you mean. Sometime when I’m naughty I do the same thing!!

made me laugh. some ironic truths in there as well. good job!

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Yes,

He lurks here…even posts under a front.

Herb

Front of what?

fore…

Herb