Apparently someone in Kauai (not ambrose), for some reason, thinks I am there. A friend of mine went there for two weeks to get married, and this is what he just emailed me from the islands…
There is a guy who thinks that I am tenover and I keep telling him that I am your friend but I kept seeing him at places and he keep calling me tenover so I just stopped telling him I am not.
I claim general brain lock over the long weekend. I actually only ran into Jake one other place other than Ambrose’s and he responded to the name tenover and then told me his name was Jake. Sorry, but you will have to change your name so Jake can continue to live with the identity I have mistakenly assigned him. I can only learn one name at a time.
Jake was a really nice guy, and seemed to be having a great time. If I see him again before he returns home, I will suggest he change the name on his driver’s license and put out an identity fraud alert with the credit bureau.
Ha! That’s pretty funny! why did you even think he was a part of Swaylocks? Just curious. Oh, and his name is Jay, not Jake. We’ve been surfing together for about 15 years now. Good guy.
Yes, Jay. He didn’t really object to ‘Jake,’ either. He was a quiet guy, very easygoing, never really adamantly denied or took offense at the misidentity, just went with the flow. I guess when I called him Jake or tenover, he just decided to go with it rather than explain. After all, he knew I was talking to him, whoever he is. Who is he again? My Alzheimers just kicked in again.
Good laugh, tho. Glad I could provide some amusement. It may be the only good thing I do this week.
On the other hand, I give special rates to people with multiple personality disorders. Group rates.
I hope he enjoys the rest of his vacation. Say hi for me when you see him. And wish him the best of everthing in his marriage.