hey kiwi swaylockers

kiwis- my friend was visiting your fair land over the past few weeks and had his board bag stolen. in it were a mandala quad, a manolito single fin longboard, a jack’s kneeboard from the 70s and 3 amsterdam wetsuits (extra tall, skinny). please keep your eyes open for these items- everything can be replaced but he had great emotional attachment to the kneeboard and is pretty upset about losing it- an old well loved board. i will post pictures and give the particulars of the theft when i have them. please help out and i will make sure you get taken care of. steiny

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That sucks bro, do you have photos of the boards stolen?

www.trademe.co.nz is a good place to start looking, my friend had his board pinched from his car and the stupid thief tried to sell it on trademe.co.nz, (its a similar site to ebay)…

Photos would help

Hope ya mate gets them back.

Not good. In what part of the country was your friend surfing at the time?

I forgot to mention, you might want to send an email (and pic) to surf.co.nz and surf2surf.co.nz. They will probably let people know it’s been nicked for no advertising fees as I’ve seen them show that sort of thing before. Also your picture could be better. If you have a bigger original email it to me and I will resize it better for you.

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kiwis- my friend was visiting your fair land over the past few weeks and had his board bag stolen. in it were a mandala quad, a manolito single fin longboard, a jack's kneeboard from the 70s and 3 amsterdam wetsuits (extra tall, skinny). please keep your eyes open for these items- everything can be replaced but he had great emotional attachment to the kneeboard and is pretty upset about losing it- an old well loved board. i will post pictures and give the particulars of the theft when i have them. please help out and i will make sure you get taken care of. steiny

OK Silly,over to you.

Looks like a job for the GIA (Goat Intelligence Agency), NZ’s finest.

Can’t be too hard to find, nobody dares get down on all fours to ride a kneeboard anymore over there. Last NZ kneeboarder was found in the dunes, had been raped with love bites all over his neck! So the poor theif who took that will cop a big dose of Goat lovin! They don’t need guns down there.

Seriously…there is no lower act than thieving a Surfers equipment and lets hope karma (and GIA) catch up with the rat!

I think you’ll find it’s the SIA (sheep intelligent agency) not GIA.

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I think you'll find it's the SIA (sheep intelligent agency) not GIA.

Sorry Deanbo,

SIA…GIA and those cattle on your mast head look smart …so I guess you do have a CIA!

Seem s like no animal is safe in NZ. Now it makes sense why you don’t have snakes (apart from the infamous Kiwi trouser snake) or spiders…bit hard to get them into a lovin mood.

Stop all this screwing around and get out there and find this kneeboard theif…Geez there are less people in NZ than staff at a SOCAL Walmart and unless he is wearing a sheep suit, should have him by night fall!

Ranger Rocky

I’ll be scouting.

Detective Dean signing off.

This is the best I could do with the tiny image of the kneeboard…

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Hope you guys find the boards…

the board bag showed up tonight intact. my friend is delighted. thanks friends. steiny

Excellent news. Nothing like theft to ruin someone’s holiday.

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the board bag showed up tonight intact. my friend is delighted. thanks friends. steiny

Told you nobody would dare ride a kneeboard in NZ…

Seriously…good ending, goNZurfin

Ranger Rock singnin off!