Usually when I fix dings for my friends, I just charge in beers so I have a cold one while I’m working on it… you know a six pack for a simple hole or fin cut, maybe a 12 pack to replace a FCS plug or a small delam… How many beers do you think this job is worth? Maybe a bottle of Tanqueray? It’s not TOO bad (I’ve fixed worse)…Just trying to be fair to my buddy (oh yeah there is some damage to the nose too):
fly off the roof racks/outa the back of the truck?
if you fix that thing you should get to keep it!
how about those Heiny home mini keg setups?
two cold sam adams six pcks, delivered friday any time after noon for a month at least.
I think your beyond beers with that mess keith. I’m thinkin a couple half gallons of some fine grey goose vodka would be a start…
That’s classic…
Never thought I’d say this, but I don’t think there’s enough beer in the world to get me to touch that.
That’s where I start scratchin’ my head when you say "I’ve fixed worse’'.
Wait a minute!
I thought you charged beers? You can’t go changing the whole monetary system for Tanqueray or something else.
I think THAT might be what happened to our WHOLE ECONOMY. Maybe Bush and Greenspan got together and were charging beers to fix everything…then it accelerated past beer to the hard stuff…that is how most alkies get going again.probably the same deal with G.W. …goddamn Texans think they’re immortal. And Greenie, I don’t know where he hails from.
But as far as your thing…just stick with beer.
…and as far as if you asked George W. what he would do to fix it he would probably suggest to make it look the same on the other side and no one will notice.
WOW, She even comes complete with a Tramp Stamp pointing to the proper tapper!!
Hey Keith, I’d just fill’em with my magic Bondo mix and call it a day…Not the keg tramp…but the dings
Keith,
I’d give him a 6-pack to get that wreck out of my sight…
This is what a board looks like after getting attacked by a seal…
That appears to require a ‘‘Frankenboard’’ style repair.
Keith, no way I’d repair that. Too much work anyway. Not even for a 12-box of Château Margaux…
Now, maybe if this board belonged to Monica Bellucci… Lol.
You"ll be to drunk to ever finish that board !! Ahui hou- Wood_Ogre
Looks like you can make it a stinger.
I don’t know how you charge. Is it but the numbers of beers you drink while fixing it, or number of beer you need to drink the forget about all the work you did?
I’d charge by the number of beers you drink while fixing it and take a couple of months to do it.
Better throw in a couple of pizzas too!
Howzit Keith,Now that’s one messed up board, I wouldn’t even want to fix it and I’ve done some that were really bad. Don’t think there’s enough beer in San Diego to pay you. On top of that it’s going to end up heavy.Aloha,Kokua
I don’t know Balsa, depends on the year for the Margaux…
For an '86, I’d certainly do it. For a '95, most likely.
If we’re only dealing in beer though, he’d better be a pretty good friend. Enjoy this one Keith. Not that bad, as you say, but time consuming.
single malt scotch, at least 12 years old and oak aged. Did he survive the shark attack?
Ok you give me a create (24 cans), I’ll fix it up along side the other boards - but you don’t hassle me about how long I takes, every time you ask me how it’s coming along you have you to give me a 6 pack.
