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Never put a board nose first on a vehicle. Always place your board fins forward and up on the rack.
I’ll agree with that. How come?
Well, for a long time I was in the rental biz. And before that, racks were not…as dependable, you might say. And this particular question got tested a few times.
And if the straps are a little loose with the fins in the back (we called 'em ‘skegs’ back then ) , or if something let go, the board can slide back and off the rack at speed. And make new friends with everyone following you. Oh, and as the board gets thinner, as it slides back things get looser and looser and all of a sudden, whoosh… bap-bap-bap, the sounds of horns and brakes and then that awful SCREEEEE-GARAUNCH sound when the semi-truck ( Articulated Lorry to the non-US majority ) behind you makes it into a skimboard…or several skimboards. 'Cos the big truck always wins. And I dunno why, but for some reason when that happens, there is Always a big truck following.
With the fin or fins in the front, well, if it slides back some, the fins catch it. Maybe it flaps a little, but that gives you an indication that you Really Ought To Fix That instead of having to post a question here about how to do a really major ding repair, y’know?
I’ve actually fixed a couple of boards that had gone off a roof and into traffic. One of them, I glassed over the tire marks, sort of a trophy kind of thing, "This Board Survived - " etc.
Board coming off the front under braking? Well, those would be Really Good Brakes, you know? Far better than I ever had. Or have, come to think of my current rolling wreck. I’d be a lot more concerned with how much force was on the board from aerodynamic drag at highway speeds, pulling it towards the back.
Now, if you went and hit something, that’s gonna be a much higher deceleration. But even then, the board ( being relatively light) will have less momentum than, say, the driver of the car, and will be less likely to be flung forward into an inanimate object. Like, say, the steering wheel or the windshield or the dashboard. I’m something of a seat belt fanatic, having gotten up close and personal with them in the past.
And, now that I think of it, the guy I worked for in the rental biz had ( back in the '70s ) a Ford Bronco. Four wheel drive, and he was tooling along at about 75 miles per hour with six popouts on top on an expressway when both front wheels decided they wanted their freedom and went ahead independantly ( the front wheel drivetrain failed disastrously) , leaving the front of the car with no visible means of support. Helluva bang. Abrupt stop.
The boards flew off, to the front, but two things were at work:the boards were relatively light ( even being Dextras ) so they landed relatively softly, a few scratches and that was it. And with the now nose-down Bronco stopping traffic, they didn’t get run over. Once he got a new car , they were good to go.
Deck down, bottom up: definitely. With the deck up, at best you melt the wax a little. And that gives the board about as much traction as a wax-covered cheese. Plus, you get lots of nice little bits of melted wax on top of the car. Granted, it’s a wonderful rust preventative, but not gonna impress your girlfriend any.
And if you have a sunroof and it’s open, it can get really ugly. Wax in your hair, etc… Wax in your girlfriend’s hair? Oh yeah, and you’ll never hear the end of that one. Or, you might hear the end of it, immediately.
At worst, the melted wax acts as a Pretty Good Lubricant under the straps. Which can make the board slip a bit…See ‘Articulated Lorry’ above.
Wind resistance, now. That’d be an issue, maybe, but then again…
Your basic…okay, extremely basic…surfmobile. The airflow in the front is gonna be the most powerful, as the car goes down the road at speed. It’s going straight into the wind. Some air flow is diverted upwards, around the contours of the front of the car, but it’s been weakened by being diverted. So what hits the bottom of the board after coming up the front of the car isn’t as significant as what’s hitting it directly.
If the relatively straight tail is sticking out there it’s pretty much parallell with the airflow, there’s no downforce on the board, squashing it into the rack. Probably doing the deck no good. Maybe loosening the straps a little. Remember that ‘Articulated Lorry’ thing? Right. And, having heard it, it’s a horrible sound, foam and glass meeting tires.
At least, that’s my take on it all…
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