I did not make the Hot 100. Again.

General Discussion
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Dear Sways,

Is there a hot 100,000?  Maybe age group divisions?  I could be in the bottom of the 60 to 64 year olds.  That would be good, right?  Or, should I just move on?  Let it go?

Flustered in Florida

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I usually make the top of the list of guys surfing within arms length of me =D

Stoked on that for sure…

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in the twentieth century 

You need an agent.

You can easily be counted

in the top 100 on swaylocks.

and you dont’t need cologne 

or a pedicure,as do all

of the asp top contenders.

ever seen boff turnbuckle’s 

honda film living the life 

in a snake skin wettie 

photo shoot with designer

mustard?

…ambrose…

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Greg...What are friends for?

 

I'll help you get there..when I was ranked in the top 100,000 it was all about the costume..I mean the get up, it's all about the sticke"

I'm in the process of making a surfboard right now...but when i get a chance I'll make you a dynamite seal skin git up.  Something like this?

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The insulation properties of those long fibers and colors help regulate heat and transfer radiation and water molecules from the body. not only does this surfing wet suit look stunning It is also flattering by hiding that beer belly tummy. The Paris institute for Fashion and Surf attire did a study that showed a 20% increase in speed.  As an added benefit you will also get noticed and chances are you will get on the cover of Surfer, Surfing and other magazines devoted to the cutting edge of Surfing fashion.  A board that contrast and highlights the gold tones of your outfit is a most. black is always in fashion and Oh so sexy.  A sassy haircut, jaunty hat with an on so manly tattoo will have everyone voting for you! 

 I once made the Top 100 for selling plasma.

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Hey - I DID make the surfer mag Hot 100!

Just not recently. Actually eons ago; The very first one

So if you have the issue from Oct 1982 you can see me in there.

Woop de doo, eh? :) 

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In my book, you did make the top 100, Greg. You’re there together with Ambrose, MPcutback, Paul Jentzen, Wouter and a number of others who travelled far to visit some obscure french shaper down in Guéthary, France.

Now, THAT is something!

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they still print surfer mags ?

herb

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hey!

if we use the decimal system we can all be in the top 100

I will be # 53.92387465