"Illuminating" my day... (definitely OT)

How could I explain the deep joy that I feel inside when connecting to Swaylock’s early in the morning with hopes of in-depth shaping and glassing new threads and possibly outrageous photos of beautiful surfboards and…

…and I’m greeted on the front page by this:

Really illuminating…

All right, seriously… who the hell let this BS on the site. Come on people… ban the illuminating Tweezer set from Swaylocks!! Stick it to 'em and send them back to Wal-mart or where ever they crawled from…

I love the fact that it’s Pink and fully self contained. The expansive mirror and single zipper make the “LA-TWEEZ” package a must have for all surfers traveling to Big Sur this fall.

And they’re great for picking out the hairs, dirt, and other mysterious shit that end up in my lams! Mike

there was a key word somewhere, some place on that page that prompted google to place that ad…

BALSA,Are you sure you clicked on the right site, maybe there is a hair removal ,tweezer fetish that we need to talk about. It’s ok we are all friends if you have a problem let it out. Swaylock needs an off topic section so we can help our S.P.O.O.N’s (special people on our network). I don’t care what people say Balsa I think your OK.

“Toes,” “nose,” “sexy,” and “bikinis” are all on the home page right now.

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there was a key word somewhere, some place on that page that prompted google to place that ad...

Someone misspelled “twinzer.”

Quote:

BALSA,Are you sure you clicked on the right site, maybe there is a hair removal ,tweezer fetish that we need to talk about. It’s ok we are all friends if you have a problem let it out. Swaylock needs an off topic section so we can help our S.P.O.O.N’s (special people on our network). I don’t care what people say Balsa I think your OK.

Pandanus, I’m so glad that there are a few guys like you here. When I made this board:

…I knew that, somehow, I was not like all the other boys…

Not planning a trip to france, by chance, Pandanus, are you?

This IS funny … I do happen to like pink … it’s in my genes but I did a search because of a board that was described as being “in the ____”

and I got this page …

funny …

too bad you guys don’t get to buy little kits like this …

how bout if they had in them … spray that went into shark’s eyes … or something practical like that …

ah well … thanks for the laugh