ISSSV

General Discussion
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taking applications for speed trials

divisions as follows to be ammended

    single hull surfboard ,no fin

 single board with single fin

single board with multiple fins to be rated by number and area

      non -board flexible morphous

 weight not to exceed 250 lbs or 40 feet

    weight not under 10 grams

settling the question of speed will allow the real growth and credibility of surfing as Science and truely open the door for world government and federal monetary support…the door to exit the dark ages is before us… who of us has the courage and desire to step througgh and really get serious about this glorious free unencumbered flight of fantastic frolic in and amongst the molecules of water that dance about this ethereal third planet …from the sun…I for one am ready to count and watch all those who choose to step through and leave the mystery and wonder behind in good hands mine included…ambrose…if there’s no frontage road ,I’ll be in the right hand lane

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Hey, I’m all for it. But, if the waves are only as big as they were last year at the Plaskett Creek event, we’re not going to be recording very high speeds.

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Of course the ISSSV will be competing with the new speed surfing association launched today known as the GASS (the Global Association of Speed Surfers). The GASS is a ‘Non Parfait’ organisation devoted to surfing speed. Membership is on a compulsory involuntary basis which should ensure rapid growth. The motto of the association is ‘Pax Vobiscum’ and the official philosophy is ‘Indifferent to style’. All members are able to be President.

Until next time, R Stewart, for the GASS

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sounds like conscription the royal navy’s popular mode de emploi another reason to revolt////ambrose…passing the rabbit looking to see if he’s ahead…competition is for the insevure