Jesus banished from swaylocks?

I’m stuck posting from my phone but my original screen name (Jesus )has trouble logging in.The log in page just repeats itself.Can someone (aka a moderator) help me out? This place seems to be losing it’s way without Jesus. Hell there’s a guy who recently stated in a post that futures fin system is better than Probox! Those who think such things should be stoned! Not the good kind either!

And the lord said " Let there be Jesus on swaylock's". And if you're a fanatical christian, the lord said " Let there be Jesus on swaylocks, and buy your pastor a new BMW , you aint gunna need it you lousy piece of shit, donate to your church, its the only thing'll save your souuuuuuuuuulllll, AMEN "

You can be ressurrected.

But you’ll have to hang tough until Easter!

Jesus banished from swaylocks?!!!

 

HELLLLL NO !!!!!

 

 ol' Reg [mambo] Mombassa's  " AUSTRALIAN Jesus' would SURELY  have something to say about THAT !!  .... this guy rocks ! *  [and not in a life of brian stoning sorta way , either !  haha ]

 

* ....he's a " a regular guy, eating a pie, wearing a tie, with a third eye."  ....           

We love you Jesus.....I bet it's those evil computers.....and it's football play off season....

 

Quick someone call the 700 club. This is a act of blasphemy. Have ya tried getting ahold of Satan? I think he is still posting all the time. You can tell his post by his level of rhetoric 

Quick someone call the 700 club. This is a act of blasphemy. Have ya tried getting ahold of Satan? I think he is still posting all the time. You can tell his post by his level of rhetoric 

Can you give us the dimensions of you’re sandals that you used to walk on the water? I want to make some I think I would look real cool in those sandals Jesus!

Do the sandals pull much attention from woman at the night club’s, bet they do

I’ve had the same problem loging in with my phone,  sometimes it worked, sometimes it just returned to the log in screen.

hey Mike , if you can't get back to being 'Jesus'....

.... maybe you could take on 'Mike Clark-Kent' for your next username , just to keep with the ...er ..."superhero" theme ? [Maybe the moderators could throw in a free phonebooth for you , just for a change , and to sweeten the deal ??] 

 

.....just a [comic book] thought !

 

  chipman

 

and , if all ELSE fails  ...

 

[plan B ...

 

  you could always join forces with THIS guy ??? on 'facebook' ...[more pulling power then ?!]

 

http://www.facebook.com/hueygod

hahaha, that was good

Im sorry but I am confused , are you saying that some Mexican guy called Jesus cant get on Swaylocks if he uses the name mikeclark , thats a bit rude .  Many many many years ago I remember a surfer made some shoes to walk on water with , they were called Jesus boots  , they worked pretty good on lakes not so good in the ocean .

funniest post EVER,thanks for the laughs.just finished seven months of chemo,had a few monologues with Jesus.Glad to be back surfing,never heard back from Jesus if there are waves on the other side,but I am an optimist.Aloha kekahi i kekahi(spread the love)

This is all excellent advice, thanks all of you. I’m just now emerging from a shaping dry spell and have decided to take surfing much more seriously this year.I’m gonna surf at least twice a week waves or no waves.Kava, glad your doing better and able to surf.

Mahalo,thank you,Jesus

so jesus ...

are there barrels in heaven ?

 are you a natural , goofy,  or switch ?

and , finally [for NOW , anyway ?] ....does huey answer to you ....or do you timeshare the swell job[s] that you do ?

 

cheers in advance for the insider info !

 

  ben

So you revealed the answer.

you have not been considering surfing seriously

for some time? This can result in the underground

division of the surf police cutting your lines.

Perhaps if you phone dad he can get access

** to the changed password,the surf police**

** are known to change passwords…**

 

…ambrose…

your dad can fix any problem

and if he aint in,call the holy ghost.

 

I just picked up to this! You are a funny guy my friend. I think your Avatar got hit by the underground. SHHHHHHHH, be very still. I think they are changing your insert! LOL