Mike if you’re reading this I hope it finds you in good spirits,
Wishing you a speady recovery, I’ll send some good karma your way.
I hope they’ve got thier cutest nurses looking afteryou. Hope this helps put that legenday smile back on your face.
One day a man, who had been stranded on a deserted island for over 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon. He thought to himself, “It’s certainly not a ship.†And, as the speck got closer and closer, he began to rule out the possibilities of a small boat and even a raft.
Suddenly, there emerged from the surf a figure wearing a black wet suit.
The swimmer put aside the scuba gear and the top of the wet suit. There stood a drop-dead gorgeous blonde!
The glamorous blonde strode up to the stunned man and said to him, “Tell me, how long has it been since you’ve had a cigarette?"
“Ten years,” replied the amazed man.
With that, she reached over and unzipped a waterproof pocket on the left sleeve of her wet suit, and pulled out a fresh pack of cigarettes.
He takes one, lights it, and takes a long drag. “Wonderful!” said the man, “that is so good! I’d almost forgotten how great a smoke can be!”
“And how long has it been since you’ve had a drop of good Scotch whisky?” asked the blonde.
Trembling, the castaway replied, “Ten years.”
Hearing that, the blonde reached over to her right sleeve and unzipped a pocket. Then she removed a flask and handed it to him.
He opened the flask and took a long drink. “'It is nectar!” exclaimed the man. “It is truly fantastic!!!”
At this point the gorgeous blonde started to slowly unzip the long front of her wet suit, right down the middle.
She looked at the trembling man and asked, "And how long has it been since you played around?â€
With tears in his eyes, the man fell to his knees and sobbed, “Have mercy, woman! Don’t tell me you’ve got golf clubs in there, too!”