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'' ...but what do you say to the victim of the unleashed board? Sorry but my fun is more important than your black eye?
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No, you say ''Hey asshole, look at the ding you just put in my board !"
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...........yup,i have said this at least 3 times to some jackass in the last 10 years.
the most notiable was in 04 ........i believe.
i was out in my favorite break and caught like 2 waves before the incident.
in other words, i had only been out for a half hour or so.
on my 3rd wave (about a 8' face wave with freight train down the line movement ,and a rebound bowl in the mid section...i am talking about a 100 - 200 yard wave here................even twice that at times), right at the bowl, was this inlander/kook sitting ........just enough that if you went down and around him..........you'd miss the re-connection,and if you tried to high line it you were probably going to slide off into this turdman.
so,rather than letting him have his way...i high lined it ,got tubed/pitted........and you guessed it............collided with, "BOZO THE CLOWN"...........geez...........had he not been there,i would have made it by........high lining it,...getting a great coverup........and powering it down the line...........no probs...........just like thousands of my waves before this one.
for my efforts............i got a golfball size hole in my board, mid bottom..................when i came up from the wipeout/altercation.........i calmly turned over my board to find a 2-3 inch piece of surftech nose stuck in it..............
i pulled it out and ask the idiot if he wanted it back............by the way.........he's ranting at me the whole time this is going on.
he said ,"ya, you kook!"(so,i threw it in the soup never to be re-attached again)...............just as this was happening,sluggo was paddling out.................sluggo yells over to the inlander," you're an idiot !..........do you know who he is?.........you'd better get out of the water quickly before you really piss him off .......... i've seen herbie drown people out here for alot less than what you just did to him!"
he took slug's advice and split to the parking lot.............so did i........not to start anything,but to switch boards.
it's a long walk back to the lot at this break............the whole time i'm walking back .............i was getting more and more pissed.
by the time i reached the lot............ i was going to guns!
i ran over to the guys car as he was frantically......... getting the hell out of dodge !!!!!!!!!
he,luckily got away...........but i got close............and the whole time i was running up to him,,,, i was saying things i would not like to repeat in polite conversation.
he left pealing rubber and all..............i then, walked over to my truck to swap boards.........
......... my buddy a.k.a.," the assassin" was chuckling,,,,saying,,,,"man herb,,,,you really cleared the parking lot with that fit !"
i looking around and a typical near full lot on a good day.........became empty in a matter of seconds............like forest lawn.
?>>>>>>>>>>keep this in mind.<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
even though in the water the proper surfer know what's what............
>>>>>>>>>>in a court of law................you the rider.............are responsible for your loose boards...........running over the kook in the line up.......verbally or physically assaulting and/or battering him.............................................
.................and of course my favorite thing i love to do to rude,jerky, kooks.........................
...................... drowning them to death!
herb