There is no truth to the e-mail rumor I am buying the Malibu Surf and Kayak Shop (currently opening on E-Bay at $75k). Yes, I was in Malibu Saturday. Yes, I was at a basketball game there with David Ducovney and Gary Shandling - if you consider being in the same building with 3000 other people whom I’ve also never met in my life being “at a basketball game with”. If I had the money to consider such a purchase I might do it, offload the inventory, and set up a showroom for Lance Carson. This was the old Natural Progression shop, complete with a view over the pier to Malibu Point. 25-30 years is only half the time it takes for valid history to be written, but that shop qualifies for early induction.