Jokes on all of you. I own Flex!
why would you call the whiteys when we wee in wetties??
Wow…
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I didn’t invent water, but I’ve decided to claim it. All of it. I’m willing to share though, as long as you guys quit peeing in it. You know who you are.
I’ve seen & worked w/some of these blanks. OK foam, if you like the feel of that stuff BUT…if you buy a “LOST parabolic” you better be ready to copy a LOST outline. Gotta have a real close tolerance with the rail line of board and how/where the parabolics run or you’re gonna be fighting what you spent so much $$$ buying the blank in the first place, or just NOT really getting any benefit from it at all. I guess you all know that anyways…
Oh well, not sure why Matt or Marko would do this as a press release. I’ve had lots of parabolic stuff from them before.
hmm…
oh well, what do I know? I shape by hand mostly my demand is so high!
hey, what about starting up the internet, I think there’s a market for that???
While we’re all at it, can I have invented the fin and all subsequent permutations?
I invented a butterfly landing on a retaded boys head!!His name was Matt Biolis
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I didn’t invent water, but I’ve decided to claim it. All of it. I’m willing to share though, as long as you guys quit peeing in it. You know who you are.
Unless you put that special, mythical dye in the water, you’ll never know when we pee! 
has anyone called dibs on the wheel?
if not, i called it first… can you imagine the
royalties from every incarnation of the wheel?
somebody could do a lot of good with that much money!
I don’t often post here, but just so you know…
… I didn’t invent anything.
But I bought the patent for ‘stoke’ and any of you that are using it owe me big time.
No stoke without paying.
I emailed them telling them the blanks have been around for a while and that not to pat themselves on the back for inventing something that was already there. here i the response i recieved:
Hi Kyle,
Thanks for calling us out.
If you read the text we did not claim to invent the parabolic stringer
- We
are very aware of Greg Loehrs involvement in this technology and it was
actually almost 15 years ago that he first shape a parabolic board for
wind
surfing. We do work very closely with Greg and his resin system and he
is
completely on board with what we are doing.
Marko did develop with Matt Biolos a complete line of parabolic short
board
outlines and rockers. We stock these and or we make them custom should
someone want something special. We also have a CNC shaping machine so
if
our customer wants a shaped board we can provide that also.
Take care,
Ty Peterson
No you can’t invent fins. I invented them via my first post on this topic. But you can borrow the technolgy and invent them again. The presedent has already been established for you to do that. Best wishes.
(this is too much fun)
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No you can't invent fins. I invented them via my first post on this topic. But you can borrow the technolgy and invent them again. The presedent has already been established for you to do that. Best wishes.(this is too much fun)
Damn!
Ok… I just invented the single to double concave…and rocker.
Dooohph,
I was gonna claim the single to double…ok so I’ll call it the triple barrel and go right around your patent!!
I own the triple barrel!
And I’ll just rename it the afterburner…
Doooohhhh!!