months of the shaper...

…just seeing the Swaylock s HOME page,

when Surfing m crap will do a real board builder issue or a real shaper or a real craftman?

when will be a complete issue about new ways to do the stuff? not a small 1 page nothing?..

almost all, like always, are businessmen not craft people or crew, in those articles

It’s a pretty simple formula. The magazines are about what sells. First you sell the image - hence the articles on exotic travel locales, the pretty boys and the contests. Then you use the image to sell the stuff worldwide, whether it’s L.A. or Kansas City or Madrid. Clothing, shoes and sandals, sunglasses and trunks. Whatever vendors will purchase the adspace. That’s it.

Shapers and glassers don’t make enough money to buy adspace any more than do the factory drones pumping out those sandals and sunglasses. The mags give shapers just enough lip service to perpetuate the image, and only then because they need that image to sell more stuff.

Besides, a single print ad can only convey a very short and simple message. That’s why the big mags look more like comic books than newsmagazines. Excluding the big three the message most shapers want to get out is a lot deeper than that. Going forward, I think that the online venues will be where the trendsetters (continue to) go to see what’s up. That’s where the shapers will be able to shine, leastwise the ones who can take advantage of the format.

GDaday you are so on with this one, I see the internet as being a viable medium to 6 billion people, even if many of them only have computers made of sticks and mud.

This months issue of Surfing Ego plastered with the triumvirate, only to be on the bottom of the bird cage next month.

The net is available for years at a time to go back to, I get almost 100% of my inqui8ries fro these pages and searches for my work.

I would love to stroke my EGO with big, colorful, expensive ads of potential world champs riding South East Slingshot Reef on the latest Maynard G. Crebs model, but I have alreaady been rejected bt the glossy print mags as being a “production” shaper with a lack of irony about my story.

maybe I could amputate a few fingers or put out an eye, wait I already did that.

Maybe I could get on national TV during a sweep of delinquent child support Dads, doh!

Oh, I don’t have anything ironic enough, I’ll never get to be a star

I will never have the shaping skills you have and am fine with what i do have.

In the late 80’s when working as the main shortboard shaper at T&C we sent a board i had made at Jack Revees sanded by my freind with my fins on it to Surfing Mags Manufacturers shootout.

The only thing T&C was the sticker.

It won and i made some for the staff.

I never got a phone call.

10 years latter pro longboarding was going off.

Dino Miranda won the world championship on my board in 10ft Makaha surf.

I never got a phone call.

Jim and Greg - God bless you guys…

I think, I wonder if anyone cares what I do, or, when I get a local ripper to ride one of my boards, then it’s just him, and then to read about some tips of the reality you guys have lived with…

I’m just happy to ride my boards.

And, I’m glad to get helpful input from shapers of your status.

Thanks again and Mahalo -

The bitchin part is, the newest magazine article says that the master craftsmen have returned, from where?

We have been here all along in the trenches, day after day, year after year, making only a fraction of the 90 day disposible sanded finish “performance” boards, but still pulling out the stops on a regular basis to shape, add art, glass, fin, hotcoat, install plugs and boxes, sand, add more art, gloss and polish.

Unless it is the famed Orville Preston model with the pressed Makaha Cockaroach fin, we just don’t exist.

The amusing thing is, we are now a collection of white to grey haired, mostly men, who hear all to often, “you guys build an alright longboard”.

Who was it back in the end of 1967 got on board to redesign the surfboard and chop 3 feet off it, the same bunch of white haired old men, that’s who.

Jim,

I want to buy one of those Pressed Makaha Cockaroach Fins! How much? On another topic, you are so right, WE were the ‘‘shortboard revolution!’’ Of course, the definition of ‘‘shortboard’’ has changed over the years. Most people don’t know that by 1971 it was not uncommon to be shaping sub six foot boards, down to 5’ 2’‘. In Hawaii, in 1968, any board under 9’ 0’’ was a Mini Board. Remember the Greg Noll Bug? I know you do. Those were good days, eh.

There was a true flowering of design creativity at that time. ‘‘Breakthroughs’’ seemed to come on a weekly basis. Guys today don’t know what they missed.

You geev-em, Brah!

…you guys are the giants…the shoulders on which we all stand… pro, hack, newbie, Chinese factory labor…

Fear not. Everybody worth their salt knows.

so I read///

an I think,

I am incureable

I selecrt a song from

memree banx

sly said it ,did he write it?

EVERYBODY IS A STAR

I CAN feel it when

You shine on me

it wasn’t the first verse

the greatest break

the second verse first line,

the sister,dont know her

I dont think I ever seen her

she Is a sister of mine

she touched my soul

so many times

I am replaying it again

the youtube makes it posible

three times over so far

I searched it and

can play it over and over

they do it again after th

ba ba bap ba ba ba ba

break

an there the ba ba ba goes again

sylvester stew art of the craft

was the epitome of the shooting star

the slow burn is a blessing

to achieve and maintain obscurity

obscurity is a refuge,

sacrifice that ?

celebrity sacrifices refuge

like crucifixion ,

the shoot ups die for our sins

‘‘ever catch a shooting star’’

‘‘aint no stopping til it’s in the ground’’

obscurity is not a curse ,or an affliction,

but an open door to purity of creative expression.

as a barometer of pop-trend sure them Ga zinks

publitch schloch [cheap jewelry] gruel for the

birds on the wire massing for an attack

who is the grist for the mill other than the

ones questing the lime light

where are they now

make a list

fallen to earth

I got boxs in thhe attic

old surf GAZINES

whats thet guy’s name

can we pull the nails out of his palms?

fluffy hair in front of the biltmore

with drew harrison

pitch=ed so hard

did He move some place

become somthing else

waiting in the wings

for a twelve minute comeback.

warhol said it

fifteen minutes

take it or leave it

leave it

get it later

''WHEN YOU SHINE ON ME ‘’

shape one for no one but your greatest dream

SHAPE ONE

then another one

this is the gift of our lives

fronted for us by every ancestor

who dreamed of doing something

to satisfy that desire burning inside

to do somthing so cool

making a surfboard to fly on the water

and slip silently through the ether/void

silence in chaos and confusion

the world is the CHAOS

the magazine is the confusion

the slience is the sound

of a hand caressing a

wetsanded rail before

putting it into the water

and dipping it seaward.

I can feel it

you are shining on me.

while the din roars

in the market place

making and breaking

noteriety…

…ambrose…

brad Mc caul

may he rest

may he live

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aKVpxR4rUc

self publishing is the next logical step to overthrow the system.

when will be a complete issue about new ways to do the stuff?

tomorrow

start work now.

I got a buck to spend.

42 cents for postage

or email it for free

a cover and five pages.

any other takers?

mailing a buck will take 42 cents postage

so lets revolutional lize

paler did this

what’s next?

I just got sent a Billabong shaping video, more proof that bullshit will get you farther than being able to hold a planer in both hands.

The most rookie work I’ve witnessed by someone getting a check for what they do.

Absolutely no method to the madness, jumping from nose to tail to swallow to nose to rail.

This is the PRIME example of what I have been railing about, shit in, shit out.

jim you sat through all of it what pain that must have been

10 mins i coulnt stand anymore

I never got my phone call and now i find out i didn’t get my video either.

LOL

My silent protest is when I buy a board I only buy from the true masters. Not always easy, never cheap, but always worth it.

It’s all about image … Thanks to Mike we have sways. At least something can get done without Quick, Bong , etc approval. Reverb is dead right … ing really dropped the ball this time … the master is BACK??? What? China somehow let us down I guess???

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It’s all about image … Thanks to Mike we have sways. At least something can get done without Quick, Bong , etc approval. Reverb is dead right … ing really dropped the ball this time … the master is BACK??? What? China somehow let us down I guess???

http://www.swaylocks.com/forum/gforum.cgi?post=397252;search_string=you%20think%20surfing%20reads%20swaylocks;#397252

I think it was covered pretty well here also. BTW: Ing…drops the ball every single time. They just need to rename it Surfing Teen Beat.