Move over Wavejet, say hello to the Flyboard!

 

Somehow this is going to be adapted for wave riding.

 

http://youtu.be/lM8kEHjQz9U

 

Astro boy surfs?

Looks like a very expensive, environmentally damaging way to drown.

No way… one of the dumbest thing i have ever seen.

Yeahhhhh, no.

Fruit Boots… say no more.

I find it entirely appropriate that douchbags should employ a giant enema hose to get air.

Am I wrong?

They could pay a crazy ass mother f*ucker with Huge cajones, who thinks he would just like to push it and try strange weird stuff; to body surf with this thing down a cleanup set at the Eddie! That would put them on the map. Everybody would want one!

Squid boy !