sounds like you need some good waves to loosen up a bit ,next time your in town look me up ,i’ll show you a few good spots … id say your opinion will change when you sample some west oz variety ,… relax go surfing, life is fun regards BERT ps i would be curious to know your credentials???and your contribution to the surfing industry and lifestyle ,do you have a real identity ,or just another nameless critic with a chip on his shoulder .
fuckwit… my credentials are… a 25 yr. surfer, ridden all from 5’2" single (allright i was young), through to 10’6" single, and all the thruster twinny, single combos over the years in between. Live west (dickhead) hence my calls about mandurah… my contribution… call"s it as I see’s it… your opinion… fuck off softcock, like i could give a fuck… and yes… seriously depressed, that next time there’s a war, i will be defending oxygen thieving shit like you.
you in the army or something???is that why your not gettin enough surfs in …where you at so i can come steal some waves from ya as well as your oxygen … you sound like a north of lucky bay local ,hence nothing else on the west coast compares…if thats where your from then i cant steal your waves coz i wont be able to get deep enough… relax dude have fun …take long breaths, maybe thatll help… regards BERT
all the masterbaiters down here at the fishing supply shp on the peir in pacific beach have taken up a collection and have sent you a box of Chocolates ,cheese filled.to mask the bitterness of the opiates and amphedimines and have sent them to an undisclosed address for your pleasure while recuperating from your last treatment heres hoping this finds you in good spirits… ambrose…just got back from the beach and its shitty surf with muddy water…makes house cleaning look like a reasonable alternative…