Did anyone see the ASP contest at “Superbank” on OLN? Quite a display of modern “progressive” surfing in excellent-mediocre, waist to overhead point break waves. I gotta say that all of the pros were great, pulling off moves that I could only pull in my dreams. That said, they all looked the same. Yeah, Irons and Slater seemed to be moving a little faster and connecting things a little smoother but if you swapped jerseys I defy anyone to tell the difference except backsiders from frontsiders.
The whole ASP thing (with the exception of Tahiti and Pipline) has fallen into a rut so deep no one can see over the top anymore. Reminds me of 1960-1966…(thank god for Nat Young).
Anyway…I was absolutely jolted out of my seat by a two second clip before a commercial; a guy riding a short wide eggy squaretail in almost identical waves, weaving out of the barrel into a BOTTOM TURN (you know, the kind you do in the trough!) roaring up into a high line drive out onto the wall into a full wrap cutty, back into the barrel. I’m not sure, but I’m guessing it was Michael Peterson on a single back in the '70s. The same freaking waves as the ASP guys are riding but he is covering twice the area in the same amount of time. It caused me to wonder, “What is high performance surfing?”
Is it flicking at the lip regardless of what the rest of the wave is doing? Is it doing tail slides (a decelerating maneuver intended to throw spray for judges)? Is it riding a board that cannot achieve a modicum of trim or planing without jumping and pumping? Is it sacrificing board speed for gymnastic body contortsions? Is it ignoring 70 percent of the ridable part of a wave? Is the tail is wagging the dog?
No wonder the “kids” are flying into the air. It’s the last frontier offered to them using equipment that can only go two directions; straight up and straight down. (I will concede one more thing to the modern high performance equipment; the floater).
There better be a new Nat Young out there fast or the whole ASP type contest thing is going to collapse under its own weight. Maybe then progression can reinvent itself and the “high performance” surfing world can throw off the chains of the 6’2"x18.5"x2" no nose, squash thruster.