Well, that’s pretty much it, Taylor - small goods or soft goods, as they are called, are what pays the overhead, the light bill, the rent and all that sort of stuff. What’s on the price tag is ‘keystone’ markup- double wholesale, basicly. If I paid five bucks for it, it’s gonna go out the door for $9.95.
It also explains the ‘2 for 1’ end of season sales on clothing, where the shop is trying to dump this season’s unsold stuff at cost.
Heh- of course, you gotta love the graphics types that come in, and they see your shirts hanging there on the rack at $14.95.
But, ya see, they have their Super Cool Design they did all by themselves ( never mind that it was done on a really bad, cheapo bale goods t-shirt with one poorly made screen and it looks like the screen-printing was done in the back of a moving truck on a bumpy road) … and they will sell it to me for Only Twelve Dollars, so I can make a whole Three Bucks On Each One.
Never mind that I am paying seven or eight each for top-of-the-line 100% heavy cotton t’s with my shop logo on 'em front and back, several colors and several screens for each, never mind that if one comes from the screener anything less than perfect I don’t pay for it, never mind that after a dozen years with them my screener gives me 90-days-same-as-cash when Graphics Type wants all the money up front, never mind that their Super Cool Design looks like something which was left in the wake of a diarrhettic goat with a bad diet of lawn trimmings, shrubbery and mutated veggies…and of course don’t mind at all that Graphics Type is peddling said t-shirts out of his car trunk at the local flea markets and any gathering more impressive than two dogs…ahmmmm…‘fighting’…in the street and selling 'em for Only Twelve Dollars…
You have to wonder where they come from, where they can grow up so utterly innocent of basic retail economics…
Gotta love 'em, though. Instead of paying for 'em up front, I will, maybe, if they don’t look completely like dog doo, take a few on consignment. Graphics Type leaves 'em and if I sell any, I put the money under the drawer in the register. Where it stays until Graphics Type comes in again…and usually, you see him once or twice again in that season and never, ever again.
If, by some miracle, they do sell out over a few years ( by which time Graphics Type is off saving the world someplace else, burning up his trust fund…did I mention that they all seem to have nice fat trust funds? And are invariably crunchy as all hell. ) …well, that is what we call in the surf trade ‘beer money’ .
And that, in turn, makes up for more than a few of the little travails of the surf biz…
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