...progress¿? really?

…a buddy sent me this link; for me represent an absurd progress. So wrong in many levels.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8yrfnT-PtI

ew.

If I saw that board in the water, I would seriously burn him on every wave, just to see the coaches comments about it.

Coach’s next message: go ahead and fire the torpedos at that guy!

gotta ride it with no wax. don’t want to block the screen

maybe sponsor can donate money to clean up poop water in surfer’s home country

“Hit the lip with more power”?  How about “next time claim it with more emotion” or “tell Adriano his puppy just bit one of the judges”. 

I could not watch the while video such was my disgust. 

I couldn’t read it on my little iPhone, is that what the message was? Hilarious!  Although yours were better yet!  Gotta agree with Reverb, surfing is “progressing” in all the wrong directions to this old school surfer.  Funny, but not.

Would be nice…

Once the other coaches broke your code

one of the most lame things Ive seen…but , no doubt , someone will be along directly to promote something even more stupid .

Sunday I surfed chest high runners on a board I built 4 years ago all alone for 45 minutes before I was joined by 3 more guys. The samsung add is much ado about nothing. I think some of yah pay too much attention to the bullshit out there and not enough to the real shit under your feet at your local break. Just saying.  Mike

I think some of yah pay too much attention to the bullshit out there

Excuse me but that’s what we do here!

good on ya for a rare uncrowded session, I had one of those last week, was on a high the whole rest of the day.  People cutting me off in traffic and I’m like sure, come on over, always room for one more, nothing upset me that day lol!

Almost could have been made (the video) by The Onion or Monty Python.

“All alone in the ocean, disconnected from  his coach and fans…” ~ oh, so sad and lonely… Waaaaaaa

And here all along that was one of the big reasons I love surfing so much, the very opportunity to get away from all that crap and also why I have been so appalled at the gradual/rapid growth in crowds and surf prognostication tech. Luddite me.

 

“All alone in the ocean, disconnected from  his coach and fans…” ~ oh, so sad and lonely… Waaaaaaa

Classic!  Yeah I thought that was a bit melodramatic too.  But you nailed it, Monty Python lol.

how ironic would it be if the signal from that thing attracted large fish? 

…stay conected to billion of sick egos and total disconnected from ocean…

scary days

I see this video as an add for an electronics brand name.  They could just as well put a Coors beer can dispenser in there and run that. What cheap son of bitch surfer is going to pay for that horseshit? None that I know. Plus, the shape was ugly ie.nose and the color unfortunate in the warm climate.  This isn’t a serious surf product, but just a goofy samsung add. About as serious as the video of the Aussie surfing the “cock” board a few years back…Beautiful country and beach by the way.  Mike

at least the beer dispenser would be useful…