I dare say our Fat Penguin is the most radical new surfboard design ever to be created! Greatly advanced beyond anything ever conjured by Dick Brewer or George Greenough. If you dont believe us now, youll be forced to believe us later! We can make these claims because of our superior knowledge and skill in developing this breakthrough design: at least 30% faster, stonger, more manuverable, wont stall in the juice, loves verticle maneuvers and take offs! It will also maneuver inside tubes. Also very easy to duckdive and paddles onto waves with almost no effort! Simple photography cant do justice to the Fat Penguin`s blinding bursts of speed or incredible manavering! Stay tuned, more coming soon!!! http://www.geocities.com/wunderboyi/frontpage.html?1058601999800
Mr. Emmerton continues to demonstrate that more is less. A lesson to all. To bad the guy never looks in the mirror.
Bwahahahahahah, I rode one of these! It’s the biggest piece o’ crap! Don’t beleive this, the guy is delusional!
If it’s so fast, maneuverable, stable, etc…why are all the pictures of it sitting in the dirt. Had it in the water yet? Where’s the pics of someone actually riding it?
Since Swaylock’s is supposed to be a design discussion forum, and not just a place to sell one’s product, tell us the technical revolutionary designs that make this board so unique from other shortboards with “wings” or “wingers”. Describe to use what’s so fantastic about the fin system that you’re utilizing. If you won’t share the technical aspects of your invention, then: BE GONE WITH YOU AND YOUR RELENTLESS HARD-SELL ADVERTISING WHICH IS WHAT YOUR PRODUCT SO DESPERATLEY NEEDS IN ORDER TO MAKE A SALE! http://http://www.b2g3.com/boards/board.cgi?action=read&id=1057360490&user=oregonsurf
Dude, show the pictures of someone riding it. Oh, and don’t throw pop up ads on your website. It’s the number one way to piss off…ME.