[img_assist|nid=1041597|title=so…decided to try out the new surf mat today at Westport…|desc=|link=none|align=center|width=100|height=75][img_assist|nid=1041598|title=waves seemed pretty solid and powerful, stoked, right?|desc=|link=none|align=center|width=100|height=75][img_assist|nid=1041599|title=kicked and flipped my way out and found a little more sun protection in this hole…|desc=|link=none|align=center|width=100|height=75][img_assist|nid=1041600|title=and after happened upon a patriotic beast in the 12-15 foot range…|desc=|link=none|align=center|width=100|height=75]
This shark like all sharks must die. On Thursday of this week there was a “Danger Shark sighting sign at Jockos” This is totally unacceptable in my world, how the hell am I going to surf if I keep looking down at the reef like I’m going to spot a shark before he spots me? Get rid of the seals, get rid of the sharks, surfing would be a safer place for Soccer Moms, chicks in bakininini’s, little Jimmy with his brand new Lost surfboard, and that old guy that just bought a brand new limited addition $2,500 Jim Philips Gold Label. Let’s keep it safe for surfers wanting to surf.
Please burn the american flag shark, do it in the name of Ahalalahalla.
Resinhead has spoken
Rezhed…don’t despair, there are places perfect for you!
Head south to Tempe AZ and catch the wave. Big Surf…well, there’s surf in Arizona with guaranteed NO SHARKS.
Head East young man…keep going until you hit Orlando Beach. They absolutely will NOT let sharks into Disney World.
If those are to far a commute, just book passage and wax up for the standig wave on Royal Caribbean’s new STANDING WAVE Crusie…cute chicks will root you on for being the wave stud of the entire boat!
Now, it wasn’t that hard to find the cure, eh?
What are you crazy? Everybody knows that bullsharks can swim in freshwater in Aferika…I saw it on NatGeo. So it certainly wouldn’t be a leap to think that they could procure a bus ticket to Water World in the Mall of Amerika, and follow me. Now the cruze thingy might be a good idea…I could get so fat from the food that I could out weigh even the biggest shark. All I would have to do to whip ol Whitie is just lay on him. Thanks for the tips!
Howzit resinhead, are you talking about Jockos left on the North Shore of Oahu? I hadn’t been to the North Shore for probably 20 + years untill a few weeks ago while staying with some friends who rescued me from Honolulu side while I’m here for treatment. Well with that Turtle protected area just around the reef at Laniakeas I am surprized there aren’t more sharks. Turtles are like Pupu’s for Tiger sharks, they bite off 1 flipper and te turtle just swims in circles till the shark finishes him off, munch a bunch.Aloha, Kokua
PS definitey not the same North Shore I left in 72
Sorry Just realized your Jockos is in washington, My bad.Aloha,Kokua
No I was talking about Jockos on the North Shore. And yes you can barely catch a wave there without running over a few turtles. I might have to bring the SealSlayer 2000 over there and start making midnight runs to the turtle soup factory…obvious out of kilter balance of nature, obvious man needs to fix kilter.
What it cost to ship a 20ft boat? maybe something like 5K? money well spent.
No I was talking about Jockos on the North Shore. And yes you can barely catch a wave there without running over a few turtles. I might have to bring the SealSlayer 2000 over there and start making midnight runs to the turtle soup factory…obvious out of kilter balance of nature, obvious man needs to fix kilter.
What it cost to ship a 20ft boat? maybe something like 5K? money well spent.
Whitey in the Pacific North West? Oh yeah.
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PS definitey not the same North Shore I left in 72
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That is SO true! Yet, it beats the hell out of no North Shore. I still like the place.
Howzit Bill, When I was there last year I went down to Ke Iki rd where I lived and it was the same as I remembered it and met the guy who lives where I did,funny thing is he moved in after I moved to Kauai and he still is there after almost 40 years. The ice thing about that beach is since there is not rally any surf to ride you dnt have a circus. Aloha,Kokua