I'm not going for sloppy sixteens, so back off, she loves my profile
This is the pic Sylvia sent me....
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And this is Sylvias mum that Wood Ogre dated....ew..
[IMG]http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s225/SURFFOILS/SURFFOILS%202011/SYLVIASmum.jpg[/IMG]
Seems like she remembers you Ogre ??
Screw Sylvia, there are moderators on this site?
Ha! Told you they were Russian. Silvia with a sickle and the red star. Here Mother in a Soviet bread line flippin off somebody who beat her to the only loaf of rye. She's a real "babuschka" (sp).
I just got a pm too, and to my shame I would have liked to have seen the pictures. The tone of the message seemed a little cold though.
Delete it!
Your computer will get AIDS if you don’t!
It must be the wood I posted - she wants me bad. :o :o
Silvias mum still looks as hot as I remember her !! If you want to be happy for the rest of your life take a ugly woman for a wife !!! I think about you every night mum !
Who the heck is this sylvia and why is she PMing all of us,I just got one from her also but I deleted it and blocked her. She must think this is a dating web site,Ha,Ha. Aloha,Koku
maybe it's a cross-dressing bloke and she thought "swaylocks " means it's a website cross between swingerlocks and gaylords websites , or sumtin' ?
well, i'm just glad i was not the only one this er mystery 'person' targeted .... i was about to develop paranoia hahahaha
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ummm.... that might well be what she wants , i think , john !
this message of "hers' ?
...maybe it could just be a challenge to see WHICH head most of us guys [will use to] act on ....
well, let's see ....she only has about another 10,000 users here to 'p.m.'...I guess THAT should keep him / her busy for a few more days yet ....
brett , she must have singled YOU out ,
sending you those lovely pictures and all ! you LUCKY guy , you !
[they ALWAYS go for the married ones , eh ? maybe next week , i'll parade around with a wedding ring , see if THAT works ....]
non-surfboard design posts always get the most replies and the most fun , i've noticed over 7 years here
I took one for the team!! My computer is so infected, I sent her 4 trojan virus, and 6 different types of malware. I sent it in a picture of a dead seal with a beard.
She's mine....I infected her, she will stay with me forever.
You guys are all losers, you have no idea what it takes to keep a woman.
Well....... I guess the next time I come across a dead bearded seal I'll know what to do with it. It takes a rare genius to recognize the intrinsic value in decaying blubber. Thanks for the insight Mr. Resinhead! Marital Bliss is now at hand.
Well I felt left out because Sylvia never contacted me but lo and behold instead I got an email from Arin bella and now I’M RICH !!! "Hello
Dear,
My name is Mrs. Arin bella, I am a dying woman who have decided to donate
what I have to you/ church. I am 59 years old and I was
diagnosed for
cancer for about 2 years ago, immediately after the death of my husband,
who has left me everything he worked for.
I have been
touched by God to donate from what I have inherited from my
late husband to you for the good work of God, rather than allow my
relatives to use
my husband hard earned funds ungodly. Please pray that the
good Lord forgive me my sins. I have asked God to forgive me and I believe
he has
because He is a merciful God. I will be going in for an operation in
less than one hour.
I decided to WILL/donate the sum of $2,500,000 (two
million five hundred
thousand dollars) to you for the good work of the lord, and also to help
the motherless and less privilege and also for the
assistance of the
widows.
At the moment I cannot take any telephone calls right now due to the fact
that my relatives are around me and my
health status. I have adjusted my
WILL and my lawyer is aware I have changed my will you and he will arrange
the transfer of the funds from my
account to you.
I wish you all the best and may the good Lord bless you abundantly, and
please use the funds well and always extend the good
work to others.
Contact my lawyer (Barrister Sven Hoy) with this specified
email: svenhoyesq@aol.com and tell him that I have WILLED
($2,500,000.00) to
you and I have also notified him that I am WILLING that amount to you for a
specific and good work. I know I don?t know you
but I have been directed to
do this. Thanks and God bless.
NB: I will appreciate your utmost confidentiality in this matter until the
task is
accomplished as I don’t want anything that will jeopardize my last
wish. And Also I will be contacting with you by email as I don’t want
my
relation or anybody to know because they are always around me.
Regards,
Mrs. Arin bella" Soooo as soon as I collect I’m off to Tavarua with my new 30 board quiver - thank the Loard !!!
Ah shit, i had the plane ticket all ready to go. Damn i hate when internet women turn out to be fake.
You guys are all losers, you have no idea what it takes to keep a woman."
you forgot the next word...
infected
I had a pretty good idea ,
but you beat me to it
well done Jay !
ben
"Barrister Sven Hoy" **
WOOOHOOO !! ...Now , THAT is f'ing CLASSIC , maaan !!! what a HOOT !!!
now i've seen EVERYTHING !!
a swedish chinese barrister
[he probably speaks in MANY tongues , though , by the sound of her "allelujah praise the lord" drivel letter ]
...I reckon these things are SO funny man !
how STUPID do people really think we surfers are , is my question ?
don't they know how many blanks and resins and cloths and surftech factories all those millions will buy for us ? [or maybe that is the great lord's work she speaks of eh ?!]
Patrick , see if you can send some trojans to this non-dying , non- woman , total bullshit artist scamming low life ! You will have done society a REAL favour , just like good ol' seal-hating resinhead here did to ...er .. "sylvia" [ who no doubt is really just the latest in a long line of trolls from ' big gay Al ']
** [ or ..... maybe good ol' "babelfish" just botched up the chinee-to-engrish translation of "barrister ben hur " , eh ?]
Wait a minute - are you telling me my letter is a fake ? and that I’m not going to get MY 2 1/2 million, after I bought those 30 boards and the ticket to Tavarua ?
no , no , NO !!!! ....silly me !
of COURSE the letter is REAL , Pat ...
ARIN BELLA [insert heavenly trumpet calls and rainbows here now] said it , after all...
so it MUST be true , eh ?
so , Pat , me lad ....
you just go right ahead, with your Arin-sponsored quiver , jock strap , legropes , wax [did i miss any other accessories?] and wing your way to sunny Tavarua ...
just be sure to tell 'em ....
" ARIN sent me ...i'm on a mission from god !"]