Silvia wants me. Help me, moderators.

General Discussion
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I guess Silvia23 finally figured out what a charmer I am and got up the nerve to contact me via PM.   She wants me to contact her by email and she has pictures to send.  Ya know, I am so flattered and all, but I don’t think she knows I am married and have grandkids.  Yes, I would be a real catch, as my wife would confirm, but I don’t see this going anywhere. 

Moderators, Can you let her down easy and just say that maybe it is  not our time?  Tell her she will forever be in my heart until tomorrow, or latter this afternoon, when I get busy.

Actually, I may get busy soon with some guy from Nigeria who has $25 million he wants to park in my bank account.  Crazy guy. Probably doesn’t know that I will just buy blanks and resin with the money.

 

Seriously, moderators, is there anything you can do to block these?

 

all the best

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I thought the same too. I wondered why all this chatting was going nowhere. Lucky I like talking about surboards…

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Yes please…

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WHAT?  She has contacted you too?  She is just a shameful little two-timer.

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Done.  Unless there are multiple personalities out there, anyway.  If anyone gets similar PMs after the time of this note, post it up here.

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I just checked I have the same message. I blocked the user from my inbox and hit delete.

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Sylvia's after me too!  Help Mr. Wizard!!

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sylvia609@yahoo.co.uk  Slippery little minx, but if she wants a piece of me, she'll have to find the area that still has feeling.

 If anyone gets any racey pics post them up here too!

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I can’t believe Sylvia is two timing me! Break my heart.

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She wants me bad too.

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I guess first come, first served Mr. Tate. She's all yours. To the victor go the spoils (emphasis on the latter).

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No, No, She is all mine.  She told me she read my interesting profile.  She’s my date to Plaskett.

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Which one of you bought her an airline ticket?

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You guys are a bunch of losers!    I sent her MY picture, and she sent ME an airline ticket!   Do you think I should have told her the photo was taken 45 years ago?    Hope she doesn't notice.   I've only gained 50 pounds.

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You guys are a bunch of losers!    I sent her MY picture, and she sent ME an airline ticket!   Do you think I should have told her the photo was taken 45 years ago?    Hope she doesn't notice.   I've only gained 50 pounds.

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I'm on the red-eye flight, maybe I'll see you at the airport??? :D

Sylvia sounds really interesting, hope she's as good as her message!

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Im only 62 but I told her I was 89 and now shes dead keen to marry me.

 "Me love you long time" is what she said.

 Shes toying with you fools, her real name is Sylvanareskavostolotsky.Possibly with an i.....

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Went home with the waitress. like I always do.    How was I to know,  she was with the Russians too?   Send lawyers, guns and money,  get me out of this.                            Friggin' Russians. 

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Went home with the waitress. like I always do.    How was I to know,  she was with the Russians too?   Send lawyers, guns and money,  get me out of this.                            Friggin' Russians. 

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"Lawyers, guns and money" are all things I think Sylvia probably has experience with.

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I used to go out with Silvias mother a number of years ago. Silvia was just a little girl then and the old man had dumped them for some tramp. I guess Sivia is all grown up now and on her own. Don't bother to call cause Silvias mother will just tell you that Silvia is busy!

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I used to go out with Silvias mother a number of years ago. Silvia was just a little girl then and the old man had dumped them for some tramp. I guess Sivia is all grown up now and on her own. Don't bother to call cause Silvias mother will just tell you that Silvia is busy!

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That's beautiful - it's not hard to tell who of us are stuck in the seventies.