This is a new one to me…recieved a email from a Nigerian sways member…
“Hello.
How are you today, I hope all is well with you .I am sorry to worry you
with my Proposal for a relationship with you, but I know that you will
grant my request in good faith and understanding, My name is Grace I
just went Through your profile at this dating site (www2.swaylocks.com)
so please reply to my email address (gracedukson@yahoo.com), so that i will send you my pics and also tell you about my self.
Yours Sincerely
Miss Grace,”
Who taught these people how to flirt? They did not even mention board building!
Awe c’mon guys, I know you will be upset but Grace contacted me first and i was smart enough to get in first…and boy did we hit it off!!
I sent $50k over to Grace’s account as a display of affection and we are planning or meeting up next week with views to a long and loving relationship…so guess you were too slow and I got lucky!
I’ve advertised my Vespa PX 200 for sale on a popular general sales site (like craigslist) and got this email a few minutes ago…
Hi,
Thanks for the prompt response… I am ready to buy it now as a
birthday gift for my brother in-law. I am at sea at the moment as I am a
marine engineer and due to the nature of my work, phone call making and
visiting of website are restricted but I just have to squeezed out time
to check this advert and decided to contact you regarding it. I really
want the bike to be a surprise package for brother in-law so I won’t let
him know anything about the bike until it gets delivered to him, I am
sure he will be more than happy with the bike. I insisted on PayPal as
my mode of payment because I don’t have access to my bank account online
and also, I don’t have internet banking, but I can pay from my PayPal
account. I have my bank account attached to my PayPal account, so I will
need you to give me your PayPal email address and your final price so I
can make the payments asap for the bike and please if you don’t have a
PayPal account yet, it is very easy to set up, go to www.paypal.com
and get it set up, after you have set it up I will only need the e-mail
address you used for the registration with PayPal so as to put the
money through. I have a pick up agent that will come and pick the bike
up after I have made the payments for the bike.
so , it would appear that every time we used the word “date” or “dating” , this happens …we get thai girls and others , popping up on the right hand side of our screen now [at least , I do …anyone else get this??]
I got it too. Mine came from user “guest” but the content of the pm was the same as the rest have noted. Its been too long since I’ve had anyone add the right amount of catalyst and get my resin nice and hard. I can’t wait for her to foil my fin…though I may need some advice on routing her box. Yes, I went there.
**I sent half that, and you should SEE the house I bought overlooking afabulous Nigerian coastline! **
I’d swear it was PCH down by Malibu. Those enterprising people have done well for themselves, and I want a piece of their action.
**They even had a hit song a few years ago by some Nigerian rapper telling about duping the dumb greedy Americans while making his fortune…it became an overnight hit…true story.
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hey stop hitin that ‘block’ button dudes, the bitch just freezes everytime ya do it…geeezzzuuuzzz.
She was in the middle of givin me a heady and Deadshaper gives her the ‘lock’…man teeth came down on the misile and it was nearly goodnight until I leaned over and re-booted her (right up the kiber pass wif me left boot)…slight twitch and she was back on track.
So think of others before you jump in and just look after ya own interests…greedy bastards!
Woohoo, I’m part of the in-crowd! I just got graced too. I was about to take her up on the offer, but now I’m thinking twice about picking up Rocky’s sloppy seconds…