Hey Guys did any of you hear about the new state of the art factory in Iraq that Randy French has built to make Pop Out 7’4s??? What the hell is thinking? 7’4s please the thing is i hear they will be called Surfstuds??? I guess he thinks its the wave of the future??? I know one thing there will always be room for a custom 7’6… Long live the Underground…>>> Dear Surboarders,>>> I let my little Billie take one of the soft surfboards in the ocean > yesterday and now he has a nasty bruise on his bottom. There is a bully > named Linden down the street that rides one of the buggy boards. He is > mean and very aggressive. He always talks to Billie about what happens to > him on those horrible big waves and that he wants to ride a surfboard some > day but I think they are just too dangerous. I cant imagine what his > parents are thinking. You fellows just scare me to death when you ride the > hard pointy surfboards so close to each other! I’m afraid someone will get > tangled up or even choke on the stringy things you tie to your feet. The > wind is blowing very hard and the sun is awfully bright here today so > Billie’s staying in to heal his bruise. I won’t let him surf any more > unless he takes a mat out or goes body surfing. If we see any surfboards > we go to another place.>>> Bye-bye be very careful now boys.>>> Love, Mumie http://surfnwsc.com
Ghunt – Hey guys, I don’t like the rocker in my new 7’6” Softboard > tri-fin. Any suggestions?>>> Jim Phillips – Check out my new video series, “How To Warp More Rocker > Into Your 7’6” Softboard Using Only The Sun.”>>> Chris Rf,Fs – Guys, the modulus of elasticity of a 7’6" Softboard at > 44 degrees centigrade while positioned at longitude 44 degrees 7 > minutes–latitude 81 degrees 29 minutes, is approximately PSI 1.6 X 106 > ASTMD-780.>>> Local Moron – What the fuk are you talking about, you good-for-nothing > piece of sh#t???>>> Chris RF,Fs – Modulus of Elasticity is a physical property of the > prestressed foam that is directly related to how the tendon will elongate > while being tensioned. This is important because elongation measurements > on a 7’6” Softboard (which is my board of choice these days) are used as a > check of applied forces during tensioning of the interior forces.>>> Local Moron – F&ck you , you good-for-nothing piece of sht!!!>>> Foamrubberdust – I was cruising the beach the other morning at 6 AM, and > I swore I saw a guy with a 7’6” Softie on the roof of his car! Any idea > who made it?>>> Herb Spitzer – If it was a 7’6” Softboard, Foamy, it was probably one of > mine.>>> Rob Brown – Stuff it, Herb. It had to be a Dale Solomoson 7’6” > inflatable. Invaluable for traveling when you don’t want anyone to know > you have a 7’6” Softboard on the airplane. Hey! I’m making a flex-tail > next week, when my two 7’6” Softboard blanks come in. Any ideas on long it > should be, guys?>>> Paul Gross – Don’t be chump, Rob. If it’s a flexy, go with a Greenough > thing…around 7’6”.>>> Halcyon – Will it have fins, Rob?>>> Rob Brown – You betcha, Ritchie. Either one or three. The board is going > to be 7’6” or so. What do you think?>>> Halcyon – Best to use something of a composite nature. Soft foam and > sponge rubber laminated together. Guys rip around here in ‘Cruz on ‘em.>>> Paul Jensen – Check out the Swaylock Resource section under “7’6” > Softboards” for my airbrushed wood grain finishes.>>> John Mellor – Really cool stuff, Paul. Post more pics if you can.>>> Nels – Yeah, way cool, Paul.>>> Swaylock – Please note, every category in the Resource section is listed > as ”7’6” Softboard.” I recommend typing in “7’6” Softboard,” and then > seeing where it takes you.>>> Harvard – Cool site, Swaylock. You da man!>>> Sluggo – Yeah, Swaylock, way cool! Don’t know how we would talk about > design like this in any other room.>>> Cleanlines – Yeah!>>> Maui Laird – Any of you design guys tried towing into Jaws with a 7’6” > Softboard???>>> Noodle – Yeah, Laird, I have. They’re OK, but the 7’6” Softboard I had on > Maui a couple of years ago was better.>>> Kokua – Really, Noodle? I thought the whole 7’6” Softboard thing died in > the Islands when the 7’6” Softboard revolution hit back in ‘67… Hey I never said “yeah!”…I said “yep”…R.B.
…I just invented a hardboard out of polyurethane foam and covered it > with polyester resin and fiberglass,It’s works way better that those 7-6 > softboards.I took it down to SurferMag.com reef and the lifeguard wouldn’t > let me take it out,sighting,that it wasn’t a REAL softboard and it was too > small(6-6).So I traveled down the coast to Surfingmag.com beach,and the > guard there said if you want to ride that thing here you have to be an > advertiser or have a booth in the ASR show,with our banner up.I ended up > at the river just me and my hardboard.I got all kinds of > snickers,laughs,and what the F"** IS THAT FORS.After my session a few > open minded people came up to me and asked if they could get a hardboard > stating,“that hardboard is unreal,can I get one,you were cooking > man!” …Sadly,I have been in prisoned for building w/o a > permit,even though I was in no violation of any laws.I face the gas > chamber next week,two days before the serial killer R. Ramerez’s book is > due for release. …All is not lost,I here Rusty,Stewart,B.Jones,and > Harbour intend on building hardboards to corner a new frontier in the > surfing market.Herb …NEWS FLASH!!! …The Governor has given me a stay of exacution.Seems all I had to do was sign a statement stating that no hardboards exsist and past experiments have failed.MEAN WHILE:I taught the inmates at the prison how to build 7-6 softboards,and they plan on marketing them as well as doing sponge repair.The name of the company you ask???..Pelican Bay Surfboards,and restorations,OF COURSE. …I never did like those stupid hardboards anyway,they were too stiff!!!Herb
…I never did like those stupid hardboards anyway,they were too > stiff!!!Herb So you say you don’t like stiffies? That’s quite a public admission, Herb! [smile]
So you say you don’t like stiffies? That’s quite a public admission, Herb! > [smile] …Naw,I just was bring up old posts to up the view count,paul.Herb
…Naw,I just was bring up old posts to up the view count,paul.Herb Touche’! Good one, Herb… [smile]
blah, tri fin.>>> Ghunt – Hey guys, I don’t like the rocker in my new 7’6” Softboard > tri-fin. Any suggestions?>>> Jim Phillips – Check out my new video series, “How To Warp More Rocker > Into Your 7’6” Softboard Using Only The Sun.”>>> Chris Rf,Fs – Guys, the modulus of elasticity of a 7’6" Softboard at > 44 degrees centigrade while positioned at longitude 44 degrees 7 > minutes–latitude 81 degrees 29 minutes, is approximately PSI 1.6 X 106 > ASTMD-780.>>> Local Moron – What the fuk are you talking about, you good-for-nothing > piece of sh#t???>>> Chris RF,Fs – Modulus of Elasticity is a physical property of the > prestressed foam that is directly related to how the tendon will elongate > while being tensioned. This is important because elongation measurements > on a 7’6” Softboard (which is my board of choice these days) are used as a > check of applied forces during tensioning of the interior forces.>>> Local Moron – F&ck you , you good-for-nothing piece of sht!!!>>> Foamrubberdust – I was cruising the beach the other morning at 6 AM, and > I swore I saw a guy with a 7’6” Softie on the roof of his car! Any idea > who made it?>>> Herb Spitzer – If it was a 7’6” Softboard, Foamy, it was probably one of > mine.>>> Rob Brown – Stuff it, Herb. It had to be a Dale Solomoson 7’6” > inflatable. Invaluable for traveling when you don’t want anyone to know > you have a 7’6” Softboard on the airplane. Hey! I’m making a flex-tail > next week, when my two 7’6” Softboard blanks come in. Any ideas on long it > should be, guys?>>> Paul Gross – Don’t be chump, Rob. If it’s a flexy, go with a Greenough > thing…around 7’6”.>>> Halcyon – Will it have fins, Rob?>>> Rob Brown – You betcha, Ritchie. Either one or three. The board is going > to be 7’6” or so. What do you think?>>> Halcyon – Best to use something of a composite nature. Soft foam and > sponge rubber laminated together. Guys rip around here in ‘Cruz on ‘em.>>> Paul Jensen – Check out the Swaylock Resource section under “7’6” > Softboards” for my airbrushed wood grain finishes.>>> John Mellor – Really cool stuff, Paul. Post more pics if you can.>>> Nels – Yeah, way cool, Paul.>>> Swaylock – Please note, every category in the Resource section is listed > as ”7’6” Softboard.” I recommend typing in “7’6” Softboard,” and then > seeing where it takes you.>>> Harvard – Cool site, Swaylock. You da man!>>> Sluggo – Yeah, Swaylock, way cool! Don’t know how we would talk about > design like this in any other room.>>> Cleanlines – Yeah!>>> Maui Laird – Any of you design guys tried towing into Jaws with a 7’6” > Softboard???>>> Noodle – Yeah, Laird, I have. They’re OK, but the 7’6” Softboard I had on > Maui a couple of years ago was better.>>> Kokua – Really, Noodle? I thought the whole 7’6” Softboard thing died in > the Islands when the 7’6” Softboard revolution hit back in ‘67…