Anyone know how i can get in to the surf expo. I would love to go. Since I’m not a full time board builder I’m not able to produce the special requirement such as the business liscence and the cancelled pay stub from Your Company. Any Ideas that would get me in. thanks-josh
know the right people
it’s like fort knox there.
I know that you’re more than just a backyard builder but the surf expo is really for shop owners. there are people that sell blanks and fin systems but it’s really is not for the shapers unless you are trying to sell your boards to shops.
I’ve only been once and that’s my take on the surf expo
I plan to attend the bikini fest with the aid of
what is commonly called remote viewing.
all you need is a blind fold
a car battery and a pint of good burbon…
or rye whiskey if you cannot swing burbon.
the advantage obviously is saving on gas
and airline tickets…
and avoiding the overpriced show food
and or overpriced candy bars at the snak bar.
But if you wanna go to the show
you should go
it is the only way to learn
you are better off if you dont go
you will never erase the images of
the surfer male models running back stage
to change their outfits
only to walk back on stage
to act ‘‘casual’’…
the security guards that dont wanna let you in
are the most bitchin dominatrix chicks ever.
that can make not getting in better than getting in
the interrogation room and the tourture implements
are world class.
…ambrose…
get a toupee and a stale suit
they will let you in
you can pose as an
exhibitor.
PM sent
Top 5 ways to sneak into surf expo:
Dress as a bikini model and go to '‘model call’ on Wednesday. Hope you get picked.
Get a job at the Convention Center setting up.
Masquerade as UPS agent with an ‘‘urgent personal delivery’’ for the CEO of Ripaquikbong.
Stand fifty feet from the entrance and guards, lean against a post, press your cell phone to your
ear, and look forlorn. I know this doesn’t sound like it would work, but every year I see kids doing
this and then later I see them inside.
Come down Saturday afternoon, hang around the parking lot, and ask departing celebrities if you
can ‘‘borow’’ their badge. Many of them are leaving for the airport, having finished their business,
and some of them are glad to be helpful. The gestapo have put age ranges on the badges now just
to prevent this, so beware.
Hope this helps. It’s a fun game to play. I did it myself a long, long time ago.
Mike