Surf industry SAVED!?

Hey, will a craptactular movie will get people buying again. http://www.surferdudethemovie.com/#/trailer

Absolute worst thing about it, besides all of it, is that I wanted to bring back the Noll jailhouse baggies. Now with this tool in them…forget it. I was gonna make mine old school though…with a fabric that has space age rash enhancing technology and way shorter than today.

Dude, your flow is way harsh … mellow out … don’t you know, this is a documentry …

Cool a docudrama, does it cover the fight on the beach with the photogs? You know what? That was great gorilla marketing on their part. “Hey lets get Matty on the news actually surfing just a few months before the movie comes out.” I bet the surfers were in on it. I bet they got paid in weed and beer to cause a disturbance and after were over heard saying “Dude that was totally sick…we scored.”

Sorry Greg I wasn’t trying to be bitter. Just wanted to sport those dang jailhouse shorts before it became “cool” again.

PS I’ve heard good things from a couple of shapers about the resin working well on the…shhhh…biofoam

Spikoli in graduate school

cowboies playin surfers

thats almost as good as kathrine hepburn playing a chinese girl

or Marlena ddddDetrich playing madamme gin sling

the ol willy palys the pot connection,type casting

and woody harrilson cashing in on surfsploitation

when ya’ll live in mowli boo

there are things that just come natural

Mikilos would go for the casting call

the bull signed on as a consultant

and sold the copy righta to the stripes

for 250,000 dollars,or maybe he just leasrd em

for residuals…

keep eyes open for the new book

“The Bull gets paid”

when do we get our picture taken with the cast?

Are they gonna make an appearance at A.S.R.

in the fall to launch the new clothing line?

inquireing minds

want to know

does mattie and woodie ride a tech?

…ambrose…

Where the hell are the surf nazi, ‘locals only’, bad attitude having mothertruckers? Kinda makes ya wish those guys were still roaming around being aggro’ and scaring people like him from every trying surfing out in the first place :slight_smile:

Funny that"s just how us Aussie’s thought the American surf scene really was between the Noll and T.Curren era’s .He He DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!!! …gag…

Cheers

Mooneemick

Matthew “I’m only in it for the” McMoney couldn’t carry Jeff Spicoli’s jock…er, joint…

friggin hilarious - one of the funniest things I’ve seen since the Bronzed Aussies paraded around in their tight little red team shorts…

You haven’t seen the one Marshall Brother in his jailhouse wetsuit? Almost as bad as this McAsswipè (pronounced mick-as-sweepae).

Hey Icc

I think the Bronzed Aussies jumpsuits may have just shaded the budgie smuggler boardies.

Cheers

Mooneemick

Hey Icc

Just another leech attaching themselves to surfing. They can try and suck the soul out but they just make a joke of themselves.

Unfortunate side effect is the tryhard wannabe DUUUUUUDES who infest the surf en masse !!

Cheers

Mooneemick

can’t fight pure numbers - it’s a crowded planet, and even if only .05% of the population surfs, that still means a few million in the water. For most of them, surfing is just another “thing” to add to their arsenal of snowboarding, skiing, kayaking, mountain biking, base jumping, skateboarding, climbing, etc. etc. etc.

Sure, there are plenty of wiggle butt hand flapping posers, hopelessly compelled to beg for attention, desperate for confirmation that they really matter, that their really cool… victims to their own lack of insight, failing to understand they only need their own confirmation and no one else’s…

Real surfers are like cockroaches, we’ll always be here regardless, shifting our lives around, changing our priorities, doing what we must to keep our gills wet, to flow and dance on the waves, living within that unique H20 connection that separates us from the herd…

we are so goddang blessed!!!