Maybe Swaylock, with his untold millions in idle capital, should go into manufacturing 60’s-era retro pop-outs. Full on, early 60’s graphics (“Boards By Mike!” with a binkini-clad woman), 35 pound minumum weight, unwrapped rails that pop open if they see the light of day, itchy, raw matcloth on the deck, opaque white color, press fit masonite skegs that randomly fall out (that’s your area, PJ), the whole nine yards. He could sell them at K Mart…take over Martha Stewart’s floor space.
I like that idea.