Swaylocks 2006 Awards!

Yes, it’s around that time of year!

Just hit “Quote” and fill in the blanks!

THREADS:

The Best Instructional Therad:

The Laugh Out Loud Thread:

Most Informative Thread:

The most cracked-out thread:[=1]

[ 3]Best Photo Thread[/]

Most Annoying Topic:

[/]PEOPLE:

Actions Speak Louder Then Words Award:

[=1][ 3]Person Whom I’d Like A Board Shaped By: [/][/]

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[ 3]Top Grom:[/][/]

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[=1][ 3]Home Depot Gift Certificate Award:[/] [/]

Most Ingenius:

Most Creative Person:

Most Informative Person:

Can I Watch Over Your Shoulder Award:

Know It All Award :

Most Poetic:

Most Eco-Friendly:

Most Wise:

Most Helpful With Website Issues:

Most Inspirational:

Most likely not to get a board from:

“Most Well Rounded Swaylockian”

Humble in defeet

Best story Teller:

Best Avatar:

Best Quote"

The Homer Simpson Award:

Grom mosty likly to suceed at being a professional shaper:

The Call Me and Let’s Talk Award:

Funniest Person:

Innovation In Fin Designs:

The “I’m So Cool” Award:

Most Unusual:

Epoxy Also Makes A Good Shampoo Award:

Person [=1]Who’s Video Collection I’d Want To Copy:

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Dressing With Style Award: [/]

Let’s Go On A Surf Trip Together Award:

Who’s Quiver I’d Most Want To Raid:

WHO WOULD SAY THIS?

“Look What I Can DO.”

“It’s My way, Or The Highway.

“I’ve got more posts than all of you land lovers put together!”

“My Stick is bigger Than Yours!”

“Clark Who?”

“I just spent the last 1/2 Hour digging agave splinters out from under my fingernails.”

“I don’t need no stinking mask.”

“I know I’m right, because the laws of physics are wrong.”

“This board only took me about a year to finish.”

WHO WOULD YOU SAY THIS TO?

“Thanks for loaning me your tools, resin, glass, sand paper, templates, and shaping bay.”

“Surfboards arn’t for Smoking”

“Maybe, for your next go you should try to use a template and come calibers.”

Best HWS Board:

Best Short board:

Best Long board:

Biggest Surf Hype:

Best website outside of Swaylock’s:

Most Improved:

Person With Whom You’d Liked To Share A Line-up With:

Best Sways event:

SWAYLOCKIAN OF THE YEAR!

Quote:

Yes, it’s around that time of year!

Just hit “Quote” and fill in the blanks!

THREADS:

The Best Instructional Therad: Free 6”1’ Power Surfboard Plans

The Laugh Out Loud Thread:

Most Informative Thread: Robbo’s Hollow Wooden Pics (started by Robbo)

The most cracked-out thread:[=1] The Spoon experiment

[ 3]Best Photo Thread[/] Share the stoke

Most Annoying Topic: Spoons

[/]PEOPLE:

Actions Speak Louder Then Words Award: Paul Jensen

[=1][ 3]Person Whom I’d Like A Board Shaped By: Paul Jensen[/][/]

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[ 3]Top Grom:[/][/] Josh, for his mad posting abilties.

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[=1][ 3]Home Depot Gift Certificate Award:[/] All of you xps/eps guys[/]

Most Ingenius: Jim Phillips

Most Creative Person: Too many here

Most Informative Person: Roy Stewart. Thanks for the 120+ emails.

Can I Watch Over Your Shoulder Award: Jim Phillips, Thanks for letting me.

Know It All Award : Dont we all

Most Poetic: Ambrose

Most Eco-Friendly: Roy stewart

Most Wise: Thrillkill

Most Helpful With Website Issues: Swaylock

Most Inspirational: Jensen

Most likely not to get a board from: Hiroprotagnist. Git er done!

“Most Well Rounded Swaylockian” Bert Burger?

Humble in defeet.

Best story Teller:Jim Phillips

Best Avatar:

Best Quote"

The Homer Simpson Award: The grom who shaped a long board without templates or calibers.

Grom mosty likly to suceed at being a professional shaper: Not to be cocky, but me…maybe.

The Call Me and Let’s Talk Award: Josh

Funniest Person: Chip Fish

Innovation In Fin Designs: Roy Stewart- Tunnel fin

The “I’m So Cool” Award: Arnt we all?

Most Unusual: Dr Strange.

Epoxy Also Makes A Good Shampoo Award: JP

Person [=1]Who’s Video Collection I’d Want To Copy:?

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Dressing With Style Award: Roy Stewart[/]

Let’s Go On A Surf Trip Together Award: Who’s going to Indo?

Who’s Quiver I’d Most Want To Raid: Chips

WHO WOULD SAY THIS?

“Look What I Can DO.” Me

“It’s My way, Or The Highway.

“I’ve got more posts than all of you land lovers put together!” Chip Fish

“My Stick is bigger Than Yours!” Roy Stewart

“Clark Who?” All of us woodsmen

“I just spent the last 1/2 Hour digging agave splinters out from under my fingernails.” me after last night in the ol’ shaping bay.

“I don’t need no stinking mask.”

“I know I’m right, because the laws of physics are wrong.” Kcasy

“This board only took me about a year to finish.” Me

WHO WOULD YOU SAY THIS TO?

“Thanks for loaning me your tools, resin, glass, sand paper, templates, and shaping bay.”

Jim Phillips and Keith Melvile

“Surfboards arn’t for Smoking” To everyone who is glassing with hemp.

“Maybe, for your next go you should try to use a template and come calibers.” that grom who diddn’t

Best HWS Board:

LETS SEE THE PICS!

Best Short board: Proably one of Jensens

Best Long board: ?

Best Short Board:

Biggest Surf Hype:

Best website outside of Swaylock’s: Sways is my only home.

Most Improved:

Person With Whom You’d Liked To Share A Line-up With: Anyone who wont cut me off

Best Sways Event:Party at Keiths!

SWAYLOCKIAN OF THE YEAR! Robbo for his HWS post.

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THREADS:

The Best Instructional Thread: Jensen, Project Frog

The Laugh Out Loud Thread: …

Most Informative Thread: too many to list

The most cracked-out thread:[=1] uh, let’s see[ 3]

Best Photo Thread[/] : Journey

Most Annoying Topic: TIE–unmentionable[/]

pEOPLE:

[=1][ 3]Person Whom I’d Like A Board Shaped By: I dunno…Daniel Hess [/][/]

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[ 3][/][/][=1][ 3]Home Depot Gift Certificate Award:[/] shwuz[/]

Can I Watch Over Your Shoulder Award:

Most Poetic: oldy

Most Wise: several or any one of the mods

Most Helpful With Website Issues: ditto

Most Inspirational: oldy

Most likely not to get a board from: that kid on the surfer site

http://forum.surfermag.com/photopost/data/501/IMG_1288.JPG

http://forum.surfermag.com/forum/showflat.php?Cat=0&Board=UBB4&Number=1073782&Searchpage=3&Main=1073623&Words=thumb&topic=&Search=true#Post1073782

“Most Well Rounded Swaylockian”

Humble in defeet: good question

Best story Teller: oldy

Best Quote" leeDD

The Homer Simpson Award: that kid on the erBB

Grom mosty likly to suceed at being a professional shaper: NOT THAT KID

Most Unusual: goes without saying, although oneula has some weird stuff too

[=1][ 3]Dressing With Style Award:[/] er…[/]

Who’s Quiver I’d Most Want To Raid: TFAD or vespaghetti (I think they’ve posted here before–I know TFAD did)

WHO WOULD SAY THIS?

“It’s My way, Or The Highway. Thrailkill

“I’ve got more posts than all of you land lovers put together!” Chipper

“My Stick is bigger Than Yours!” Roy

“Clark Who?” Jensen

“I know I’m right, because the laws of physics are wrong.” ummm…

WHO WOULD YOU SAY THIS TO?

“Surfboards arn’t for Smoking” Chip

“Maybe, for your next go you should try to use a template and come calibers.” that kid

Best HWS Board: Jensen’s in there

Best Short board: lots

Best Long board: I liked that blue one

Best website outside of Swaylock’s: erBB – narrow field

Person With Whom You’d Liked To Share A Line-up With: ANYONE from here

Best Sways event: any Sways event

SWAYLOCKIAN OF THE YEAR!

“oldy” Nathan. Start to finish construction with pics, pains-taking, quality execution and final product, soul, pics of great surfing on great board, pics of friends surfing great board, love, peace, life, beauty, art, all around excellence.

Threads:

The Best Instructional Therad: Power Surfboards 6’1"[=1]

[ 3]Best Photo Thread: Any Chip has recently posted[/][/][=1]

[ 3]Most Annoying Topic:[/] Hulls

[/]PEOPLE:

Actions Speak Louder Then Words Award: Chipfish

[=1][ 3]Person Whom I’d Like A Board Shaped By: [/][/]

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[ 3]Top Grom:[/][/] Rhino (VERY nice single fin!!), The King of Dub, (he’s been shaping for about 3 months and has shaped over 12 now.

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[=1][ 3]Home Depot Gift Certificate Award:[/] Sabs[/]

Most Ingenius: Plusoneshaper

Most Creative Person: Hicksy, Bert Burger

Can I Watch Over Your Shoulder Award: Bert Burger

Know It All Award : LeeDD…

Most Helpful With Website Issues: Doc

Most Inspirational: Chipfish61

Grom mosty likly to suceed at being a professional shaper: Cheater 5, Thekingofdub if he was commited.

The Call Me and Let’s Talk Award: Rhino, Chip, Bert, Hix

Innovation In Fin Designs: Chipfish

Most Unusual: Hicksy

Epoxy Also Makes A Good Shampoo Award: all the compsand guys[=1]

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[/]Let’s Go On A Surf Trip Together Award: All the crew!!

WHO WOULD SAY THIS?

“I’ve got more posts than all of you land lovers put together!” Chipper

“My Stick is bigger Than Yours!” Roy

“Clark Who?” Robbo

“I don’t need no stinking mask.” unfortunatly josh

“I know I’m right, because the laws of physics are wrong.” LeeDD

Best HWS Board: Robbo, Rhino

Best Short board: Roy’s 12’

Best Long board: Benny1

Biggest Surf Hype: The Red Tip

Best website outside of Swaylock’s: You

Person With Whom You’d Liked To Share A Line-up With: Chipfish again

Best Sways event: Josh goes to woz

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Threads:

The Best Instructional Therad: Power Surfboards 6’1"[=1]

[ 3]Best Photo Thread: Any Chip has recently posted[/][/][=1]

[ 3]Most Annoying Topic:[/] Hulls

[/]PEOPLE:

Actions Speak Louder Then Words Award: Chipfish

[=1][ 3]Person Whom I’d Like A Board Shaped By: [/][/]

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[ 3]Top Grom:[/][/] Rhino (VERY nice single fin!!), The King of Dub, (he’s been shaping for about 3 months and has shaped over 12 now.

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[=1][ 3]Home Depot Gift Certificate Award:[/] Sabs[/]

Most Ingenius: Plusoneshaper

Most Creative Person: Hicksy, Bert Burger

Can I Watch Over Your Shoulder Award: Bert Burger

Know It All Award : LeeDD…

Most Helpful With Website Issues: Doc

Most Inspirational: Chipfish61

Grom mosty likly to suceed at being a professional shaper: Cheater 5, Thekingofdub if he was commited.

The Call Me and Let’s Talk Award: Rhino, Chip, Bert, Hix

Innovation In Fin Designs: Chipfish

Most Unusual: Hicksy

Epoxy Also Makes A Good Shampoo Award: all the compsand guys[=1]

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[/]Let’s Go On A Surf Trip Together Award: All the crew!!

WHO WOULD SAY THIS?

“I’ve got more posts than all of you land lovers put together!” Chipper

“My Stick is bigger Than Yours!” Roy

“Clark Who?” Robbo

“I don’t need no stinking mask.” unfortunatly josh

“I know I’m right, because the laws of physics are wrong.” LeeDD

Best HWS Board: Robbo, Rhino

Best Short board: Roy’s 12’

Best Long board: Benny1

Biggest Surf Hype: The Red Tip

Best website outside of Swaylock’s: Youtube

Person With Whom You’d Liked To Share A Line-up With: Chipfish again

Best Sways event: Josh goes to woz

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THREADS:

The most cracked-out thread:[=1] Any thread with a psycho appearance

[ 3]Best Photo Thread[/] Chips fins, Oldy’s Quad

[/]PEOPLE:

Actions Speak Louder Then Words Award: Bammbamm808

Can I Watch Over Your Shoulder Award: Roy Stewart

Most Eco-Friendly: Roy Stewart

Most Inspirational: Everyone

Most likely not to get a board from: Drad, that kid from surfermag

Innovation In Fin Designs: Greg Griffin

Person Who’s Video Collection I’d Want To Copy: chipfish

“I’ve got more posts than all of you land lovers put together!” Chipfish

“My Stick is bigger Than Yours!” Carve Nalu

“Clark Who?” What?

“Thanks for loaning me your tools, resin, glass, sand paper, templates, and shaping bay.” Bammbamm808

Best Sways event: We need one in hawaii

SWAYLOCKIAN OF THE YEAR! Drad

Old bull and a young bull standing on top of a hill looking down at all the cows grazing in the field.

Young bull says , lets run down the hill ,hop the fence and get one of those cows.

Old bull says , Lets stroll down the hill, walk through the gate and Get Them All !!!

Young bull awards…Daren ,Chase , and all the Mira Mesa Boys.

Old bull awards…Lee V ,Keith Melville ,John Mellor, Rooster ,Eastern Pacific ,Surf4fins ,MarkSSD ,Stingray

Old bull but not forgotten…Shipman ,Herb Spitzer , Benny1 , Bill T-Kill

No Bull award…Skater girl and the girl who has a roommate that works at the Karl Strauss Brewery. Love that Ale !

"[=1][ 3]Most Annoying Topic:[/] TIE–unmentionable[/] "

…that wouldn’t be the guy that rhymes with winkler , by any chance , WOULD it ??

if so , I TOTALLY agree , mate ! good call

"buy a t****** tail or get left behind " etc etc



I dont know, Ben-- “Janklow,” “vegetarian,” “Bloke” or “flow” dont rhyme with Winkler! :wink:

Ohhhh–that guy! Ridiculous wanker! Doesnt rate a mention!

Too many categories got my head spinning…

but I’d love a board by Daniel Hess or Greg Griffin.

Quote:

Yes, it’s around that time of year!

Just hit “Quote” and fill in the blanks!

THREADS:

The Best Instructional Therad: jensen

The Laugh Out Loud Thread: anything i post 'cause i have no idea what the h-ll i’m talking about

Most Informative Thread: hulls

The most cracked-out thread:[=1] gps speed by roy

[ 3]Best Photo Thread[/] chip’s stubby thread

Most Annoying Topic:

[/]PEOPLE:

Actions Speak Louder Then Words Award:

[=1][ 3]Person Whom I’d Like A Board Shaped By: simmons[/][/]

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[ 3]Top Grom:[/][/] although not a grom, his enthusiasm is like one-Darren

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[=1][ 3]Home Depot Gift Certificate Award:[/] [/]

Most Ingenius: burger

Most Creative Person: solomonson

Most Informative Person: Phillips

Can I Watch Over Your Shoulder Award:

Know It All Award : Leedd

Most Poetic: any question? the maestro Sir Ambrose

Most Eco-Friendly: Greg Loeher (sorry if misspelled)

Most Wise: Thrailkill

Most Helpful With Website Issues: Mr. Swaylock hisself…

Most Inspirational: jensen, carve nalu

Most likely not to get a board from: roy

“Most Well Rounded Swaylockian” Kokua

Humble in defeet me, every time i paddle out

Best story Teller: KP

Best Avatar: chipfish keeps ‘em rollin’

Best Quote" Herb

The Homer Simpson Award:

Grom mosty likly to suceed at being a professional shaper:

The Call Me and Let’s Talk Award:

Funniest Person:

Innovation In Fin Designs: Halcyon

The “I’m So Cool” Award: roy

Most Unusual: the peanut board

Epoxy Also Makes A Good Shampoo Award:

Person [=1]Who’s Video Collection I’d Want To Copy: mine or Kp’s

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Dressing With Style Award: KP and Ambrose-style beyond style[/]

Let’s Go On A Surf Trip Together Award: Lee V, Jensen, Paler, Kopps, Darren, E-pac

Who’s Quiver I’d Most Want To Raid: KP’s

WHO WOULD SAY THIS?

“Look What I Can DO.”

“It’s My way, Or The Highway.

“I’ve got more posts than all of you land lovers put together!” gotta be chip

“My Stick is bigger Than Yours!” roy

“Clark Who?” burger

“I just spent the last 1/2 Hour digging agave splinters out from under my fingernails.”

“I don’t need no stinking mask.”

“I know I’m right, because the laws of physics are wrong.”

“This board only took me about a year to finish.”

WHO WOULD YOU SAY THIS TO?

“Thanks for loaning me your tools, resin, glass, sand paper, templates, and shaping bay.”

“Surfboards arn’t for Smoking”

“Maybe, for your next go you should try to use a template and come calibers.”

Best HWS Board: jensen

Best Short board:

Best Long board: yater spoon

Biggest Surf Hype: wetsand, surfline, et. al.

Best website outside of Swaylock’s: none, surfing wise.

Most Improved: Lilliebell

Person With Whom You’d Liked To Share A Line-up With: the duke and buzzy trent

Best Sways event: first swaylocks get together in big sur

SWAYLOCKIAN OF THE YEAR! how about Mr. Paler? he’s the one that brought it all together…

i’m so serious my head will explode award - way too many people here

trying too hard to sell an old idea that doesn’t work , and pissing everyone off while doing it award - bob tinkler

where is he now award - the fat penguin guy

MY farts don’t stink award - roy ‘green-house gas’ stewart

I ripped in 1972 award - leeDD

wiggly fin award - blakestah

I am too grumpy / “anyway , I’ve done it before award” - thrillkill

"epoxy rules , you all suck award " - whoever wants to claim it

guy I’d most like to whip award -rubberlove

suave and funny frenchy award -that ‘balsa’ guy

nice spanish boards (and name) - coque

back from death award -cleanlines and herb spitzer

resident pro surfer and big wave freak / balls of steel award -cheyne horan

legend award - midget, and bill barnfield

on the threshold of fame award - bert burger

great username award - shitty shapes

outnumbered 4000+ : 1 award - Rachel

interesting boards and materials award - oneula

shark fetishist - surfer dave

arseclown award - that fatbaslardass guy , and the ‘shark cammo’ guy

I find it very difficult to fill in the catagories, because,

  Every post I have read from the point of being a lurker to finally getting the nerve to join has been a piece of information that I have used in one way or another (my choice of course) developing my abilities to make my surfboards and surf them. 

  Be you a woman or a man there is nothing like the feeling!!!!!! 

  So with that said, I would like to thank each and everyone of you with this post for sharing your knowledge with me. You all deserve an award! 

   My special thanks to a guy named Swaylock.  

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Best looking - me - cos Im fucking georgeous

Think of the children Mr J. The Children! Wont anyone please think of the children!

The Kids? Scew 'em, they can buy their own beer - after 7 pints I look like a movie star, so thats only 3.5 pints for the average 10 year old, mind you, when I say movie star, I mean Schrek

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Best looking - me - cos Im fucking georgeous

george must be sore

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shark fetishist - surfer dave

Awe man, it ain’t always sharks eh! LOL!!