https://shop.tesla.com/us/en/product/apparel/limited-edition-tesla-surfboard.html?sku=1475551-00-A
Mayhem is doing well these days…
Just what every self-absorbed yuppie “wanna-be” needs. Can you see them paddling into the lineup with their IPhone texting to their buddies what an “epic session” they’re having?
I heard a rumor that Tesla’s working on a self driving version next! (hahaha)
For that price they should include a case of black base coat and surf wax.
We got lots of “wannabes up here in the PNW. Believe me when I say they don’t spend money on good quality, surfable surfboards. They buy BoardWorks, Chili Pepper Shortboards and Modern Longboards. They are going by you so fast in their Sprinters and Mercedes SUV’s that you can’t see the label or get a look at who made the board. It’s all about flash. In fact; Call one of them a “Surfer” and check out the dirty look they give you. Lowel
I can see it now, instead of American Chooper, we’re going to have an American Surfer tv show. Themed surfboard builds are coming your way…
surfing is a metaphor.
A mere shadow of a shadow of a shadow of it’s former self.
my surfing was the eclipse of former surfing.
my aunt bought me s acateboard from a dimestore in downtown sanmateo.
I broke my arm in front of harry macks house in visitation valley
on teddy avenue… dont feel left out .It was perfect back then
boys were boys and men were men.Harry mack was in his twenties when
he became a para plegic in a car wreck. I broke my arm on a skate board
in fron of his house on steel wheeled mass market skateboard.
board works used ta be made in croatia,that was the best.
tesla.like charlie ‘’ dont surf ‘’ never did never will…
did velzy ever surf velzylznd?
I hear tell it was named after all the velzy’s in the water
not that velzy taught the kailua kids to ride the tube or go left.
surf the ney,t ,channel surfing 'has nothing to do with
a hole in the reef behind the peak at publics
where I caught the smallest waves and was stoked…
to go straight off on a velzy.
buy a condo at the wave park stadium
get a season pass to ride your tesla la la
take off on the perfectest wave ever and
fall off over and over till you get it wired
and are the dominant species.
!/@ price per wave overnight.
be the maintenence guy for fee waves as a perk
for living out there away from the ocean.
buy some salt water for your hair from the discount drugstore.
the future is here in a couple minutes.
surfing is the tesla at wave park stadium.
buy your ticket on line .
The guy was pitching em on the Surf Channel this morning
at the huntington vans tripple surf crown of surfing
huzzah Surf City usa law suit between aka vs
tombstone arizona and whitch a taw kansas.
both future centers of progressive surfing development.
out in front of a house in an unnamable urban environ
a future surfer is playing hopscotch
learning to stand on one foot while bending down
and picking up a taw off the ground to proceed
hopping to square 10 and finish.
another fabulous wave at the huntington contest.
surfers ,at one time saved men from sinking fishing boats
at corona del mar. now they have matching cars and boards…
I wanna tesla rat Rod signed by dale velzy
and a hollow 240Z* wooden board with a swim boat sticker
…ambrose…
*(that’s 24/oz)
we are the future, or …sombody else is.
new surf park in placerville
the water is recycled back into the river
through the trout samon hatchery.
up the revolution…
or lets just sit here
gripe and drink beer.
I aint building no wave park in placerville
its a monument to hydrualic mining.
my ancestors were there when they
washed down mountains
for gold…