Hi all! I’m Ralph Fletcher and I love tails! Thrusters, Swallows, Mmmmm thrusters and swallows, sorry to get sidetracked I have ADHD, Round tails, Pin tails, and Squash tailos. Squash is also a vegetable that was introduced to the white man by the brave, nobile, indiginous americans. My favotite tail is round and has a bit of flex, you know the type that you could slap around playfully and bounce a quarter off of. I’m off to design the perfect tail so wish me luck. I shal call it the Fletcher Tail and get a patent.
This is not exactly what I’m looking for. 
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Sounds like troll-tail about to hit the market…