there is no better surfboard,just different boards to ride

so my fish

…carp, smelt ,perch , opelo,

 , ahi , shibi, , salmon , bonita ,

mahi mahi , shark , halibut ,

flounder  , sword fish ,marlin

koi , neon tetra , siamese fighter,

, pirana , guppy,papio , Ulua ,

o’whatever

 

My longer than yours board

1 …nos- faratu- riding

…A. nuu concave ,

phil  , blunderbust  , UFO

dru harison , Hy two ,haut bump

…B stand off stand op

18’ pintail

flat water

down wind

down river

puddle stirrer

micro wave dominator

fifty fin hiproformer ripping gas off

scientific computer generated you wish you had one 

soul-a-delic enlightenment by association

trancendental  voyager

oh will the possibilities never stop?

  1. ride bigger waves than you can board

…B. gun

mini ,rhino chaser , semi ,one fin  ,

two fin , three fin,  four fin ,  five fin 

pin tail , diamond tail, square tail squash tail 

(zucchini,acorn, spagetti , butternut)

kick tail flat tail flex tail…

 

to ad to the infinitum coud only make tiresome the ridicule.

 

 

in days of old when every body had but one board

thet eventually had it’s perfect day

and the rider/owner too had their day

when the kelp laurels,or haku leis

of flowers in season

were firmly placed upon their heads

was this a greater goal ,or simply a 

lesser time… you decide.

 

riding a special custom board of a diffrent design

is primarily a course of study to determine

how to maximize the limits this physical form has on 

the rider’s surf riding aptitude.

 

 

Historical proven fact

the best gifted surfers can ride 

literally anything…period…

 

once they have refined the riding of said 

limited vehicle all who follow their lead

will have success within the same given

limits of the physical board VIOLA…(is a big violin…)

 

pick your poison…(is that a fish in france?)

or Lucrezia Borgia will…

do you have choices?

yes you do the limits set by availiable mass produced 

easy to aquire boards are now

AND IN THE NEAR FUTURE

GOING TO WEIGH HEAVY

on the trends of wave riding styles.

 

for the outsider artists

who make and ride the

periferie the sky and depths are

the limits,waves are everywhere

in the highways filled with cars,

in the atmosphere filled with soaring entities

we are the inheritors  of physical properties like gravity

compression of water and air 

temperature change

but I digress

there is a time to go surfing for 

fun as well as therapudic

enlightenment,as well as commercial gain.

 

dont get lost,

…ambrose…

always different ways to ride

and they are all cool.

 

 

Ambrose,

We are better for your presence.  Thanks.

 

Almost, Ambrose, almost… It’s actually “POISSON”.

Poison is the same in English and in French.

Ambrose, you are one INTERESTING Dude. Is there a IV or V??? Heaven Help US. Or maybe not. That could get even more interesting.

…o’ a pompano fish.

 

 

Check out the boards being ridden on the Hydrodynamica blog for confirmation of the above hypothesis.  Those kids are stoked.  Better hurry because I think it’s coming off soon. Mike

Ambrose! got caught by the lady, a piece of me wishes I could’ve goten away, wasn’t the case.  We can hit play if your around tm.  Either way my comments are simply you can’t win the prize if you don’t play the game.

 

 

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POP UP, YOUR DOING TO MUCH, DO LESS

 

 

yea rooster!

i have seen the envelope and it is us.

them kids! are they torching that foam to seal it?

4 minutes! just styro ? 3#?

in a time worn phrase

 

 

oily kroips!

 

…aloha from waipouli…

…ambrose…

and reno speaks!

Cool, but the boards only go left.

 

 

 

 

from the movie , “tombstone”

 

currly bill brosey: now who’s that ?

little bill: that’s the devil,fausto is making a deal with him.

brosey: you’d know what i’d do ? i’d crawfish that deal ,then i’d drill that ol’ devil in the ass.

general laughter…

brosey: johnny,what would you do?

johnny ringo: i already did it.

 

herb