from the blurb [clicking on the link under the vid]…
"Do I have to be in shape to buy these videos?
Absolutely not. These videos are meant to be watched. Just sit back, pop a cold one of your choice and let the hot “babes’’ do the workout…”
ben
[check out the “ballwork for dudes” one …what a crack up !]
Jeez, Ben. Started to open that while the OL was 4 feet away. How about a bit of warning next time (in addition to the url, which I will read more carefully in he future ;?) I can hear it now: “SURFING forum, eh?!”
just tell her you accidentally stumbled on a non-‘scientific’ thread at swaylocks [?!] …[shock horror , yes they DO exist , thank goodness !]
tell her …
" yes , it’s surfing … BODY surfing , the purest and most FUN kind ! "
and with that …I bid you goodnight , from here in west oz …
cheers
ben
LMAO!!! Ahhhhhhhh…Ben you’re killing me!!! Just when things start to go stale…Ben pulls us through!! 
Happy Friday Everyone!
Jeez, Ben. Started to open that while the OL was 4 feet away. How about a bit of warning next time (in addition to the url, which I will read more carefully in he future ;?) I can hear it now: "SURFING forum, eh?!"
after that my girl was expecting something really good, she was a little dissapointed.
Quote:Jeez, Ben. Started to open that while the OL was 4 feet away. How about a bit of warning next time (in addition to the url, which I will read more carefully in he future ;?) I can hear it now: “SURFING forum, eh?!”
after that my girl was expecting something really good, she was a little dissapointed.
Sorry, I didn’t get that far. My foggy morning brain caught up with the word “cameltoe” in the url just as I got a glimpse of the general nature of the clip, and I decided the drop was way too steep. Got shoulder surfed perusing at the really good stuff once, not inclined to risk that again :->
-Samiam
“Got shoulder surfed”
hahahahhh , that’s GREAT !
…I’ll have to remember that one , that’s a really good expression for what a friend’s boss does to him any time he is on the phone to me for more than 60 seconds …[those who know me know how much trouble THIS guy cops , therefore ! …hahahah …kinda payback for all the burnouts he used to do on my front lawn , in the days when he , too, was happily single ! ]
ben
Hey Ben
isn’t the correct term for something like this among the rich and beautiful
“apres surf” versus “after surf”
dem
son vallay, veil and alps volks
got dat
apres stuffs
down to a religion
ooh apres surf…
reminds me 'bout those fluffy aussie leather uggs in the mags with that model included…
that, a hot-toddy(sp) and a jacuzzi would do just fine… apres what eva
Not that I want to date myself but back in the early 80’s there was an infamous TV show all the guys would sit aorund and watch that just showed models in skimpy leotards sitting in a circle exercising to music. It was like sesame street or zoom for the afterwork crowd or kind of like a michael mann (miami vice) version of those classic busby berkley synchronized swimming collages with esther williams.
two questions …
WHAT does the woman say first , which she then changes to “camel toes” ?
WHY is that guy in the background facing the wrong way ? [he still looks HAPPY though !]
ben
cool …I just learnt how to rename a link !
… now you guys will NEVER know what to expect ! I bet now you will NEVER click on another of my links EVER , will you sam ?? [at least not while your shoulder surfer is there !]
“Ben pulls us through!”
ummm… like to reword that [I’m encroaching on "sirwacksalot’s territory here ]
ben[t]
[this thread could end up …er… a “sticky” , but for all the wrong reasons , perhaps ?]
hi Tim !
I hope by “your girl” , you mean your girlfriend ??
“after that my girl was expecting something really good, she was a little dissapointed.”
ahhh…that’s the story of my life …
as a surfer , I have made an artform of disappointing [non-surfing] female figures …Michelle [a lady I surf with regularly] , however , is ALMOST on the same wavelength […and that , my friends , is a very scary thought !!]
ben
Michelle [a lady I surf with regularly] , however , is ALMOST on the same wavelength
Do you mean she spends all her spare time laminating fiberglass, cotton, hemp, paper, whatever, and turning that stuff into surfboard fins?
something even MORE sinister , I’m afraid , Billy …
disclaimer: There’s no waves, and even if there were, my truck is bust so couldn’t surf anyway. Therefore, this nonsense is pretty entertaining right now!
I just sent Ben a package and the nice lady at the PO warned me to specify the ‘nature’ of the video in there as it may prevent customs interest, and now I see why- I don’t want to know what conditions this link was found under and I’m glad Roy’s not here at the moment as I’m sure some big stick/tunnel fin remarks could find their way into the thread.
OK that’s all, sorry for wasting your time gentlemen- back to a discussion on fin design or channels perhaps?
I just sent Ben a package and the nice lady at the PO warned me to specify the ‘nature’ of the video in there as it may prevent customs interest
Reasearch Phorbousin videos
and everything except the boldface is in dissapearing ink…
LOL
“20 Minute Workout”
I used to “date myself” while watching that oncet in a while too. High school wasn’t what it could have been until senior year.