Mr.Hand; Mr. Spicoli, Why do you shamelessly come to my class late everyday!!!
Jeff Spicoli; HUH, I don’t know?
Mr.Hand; That’s good,that’s good! I - DON’T - KNOW !!! Mr.Hand will I pass your class…?..GEEEE Mr.Spicoli,I - DON’T - KNOW?
I’m going to leave this up on the chalkboard for all my classes to see,giving you full credit,of course ,Mr.Spicoli!!!
Jeff Spicoli; all…right!!!
lil bro: WATCHOUT!!!
car: ((((((((((((((((((((((((((((CRASH!!!)))))))))))))))))))))))))))
lil bro: OH shit ! My brother’s goin’ shit!!!My brother’s goin’ to kill us !..
Spicoli: AHaa…Well make up your mind, Dude !!!,is he goin’ shit or is he goin’ kill us?
lil bro: first he’s goin’ to shit…then he goin’ to kill us !!!
spicoli: Don’t worry man,I can fix it,my dad is a plummer and has a set of righteous-sano tools.
lil bro: You can’t fix this Spicoli !!!
Spicoli:…I CAN FIX IT !!!
Spicoli: Hear that!!!
CLUNK,CLUNK,CLUNK !!!
Spicoli: That’s my skull !!!Hey ! doesn’t this stuff cause braindamage or something???
StonerBud: Naw,Only if you smoke it everyday for like a month or so straight.
Spicoli: Farout.
And what about Mr.Hand??? He’s convinced that everyone is on DOPE !!!
Hamilton: Hey,come on guys…where’s the shirts you had on when you came in here?
Spicoli/Stonerbud crew: HUH???
Hamilton:Read the sign !
Spicoli/Stonerbud Crew: No shoes…No shirts…NOOOOO DICE !!!
Hamilton: …Learn it…do it…live by it !
Hamiton: Spicoli ! Why don’t you get a job.
Spicoli: All I need are some tasty waves and a cool buzzz…and I’m just fine !
Thanks for the trip down memory lane Herb… if only life was as simple as back then 
Who is Herb Spitzer and does he ever stop watching television…???..
The World wants to know…
Actually Paul,I see very,very little of TV or go to the movies…if I do it’s with my daughters…eg. last movies: Cars,before that geeez…the first Pirates ,some years ago…we went to the El Capitan in Hollywood to see them.
TV …Disney/Nick/Animal planet/History/discovery/and of course the Weather channel…but lately the Food net. has been get some attn. around here.
Check the dialog…rent Fasttimes…I’m probably off abit…I haven’t seen that particular movie since 83-84?
And the zen riddle bit…came from a Steve Segal Movie,“Fire Down Below” only seen once …like 4-5 years ago???
like I said check the dialog.
All of it comes from memory.