I’m NOT a newbee adk and I agree with you. Too many of these Swaylokians (in this post as in others?) preach aloha on Sunday and sin the rest of the week!
I became a member in 04. Shortly after that I began seeing posts of Roys. When I saw a post by ‘Roy’ (Tom) I would just zip past it because he wold be very aggressive and frequently verbally attack. As a result he was banned. Shortly there after he returned as Tom.
I continued to overlook his posts until just a few months ago. I was reading a post about hoop fins. There was Tom commenting on the style of hoop fin that was suggested (different than what he does) and not attacking but giving suggestions. HIs posts have been interesting//educating to read, even when there is a heated DISCUSSION of differences he is just very persistent. And… he (and the rest of the posters) interested me enough in hoop fins for me to actually think about trying to make one (maybe this summer)! He seems to have greatly matured in his postings lately.
I, for one, don’t care how fast Tom/Roys boards are I’m not racing against him. And I wouldn’t comment on his boards unless I could try one.
He can wear what ever color wetty he wants to. You would not want to see what I race triathlons in! 
I’m actually very envious of Tom! Read his postings about ALL the paulownia that he aquired!!!
And sorry for his that he can’t leave NZ (for what ever reason). There is SOOOooo much of the world out there that is just very amazing! I love traveling… would love to bike around the world one of these days with one of my balsacomps in tow!
TriDrLes
P.S. Moderators…can’t a posting that is attacking another poster be deleted by you and not have this garbage on what WAS a wonderful learning web site?
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The test pilot died because the board was too fast.
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Pipe’ was off.
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The test was sabotaged by… ( take your pick of suspects)
[Cut to shot of Paul Schaffer smiling meekly …]
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I didnt need YOUR approval but I’ll take the video anyway.
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I’m militant in my search of the truth,… as I see it.
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With a better surfer, he cudda nailed any one of those takeoffs.
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My boards are MEANT to go sliding sideways down the face fins first.
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The coffee can fell off because it hit something.
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Partial success proves Im partially right and partially right is not totally wrong so therefore Im totally right. ( An oldy but a goody !! )
And the number one response in the face of proof positive showing hes totally wrong… “See I told you I was right!”
And we’ll be right back with Alec Baldwin and Jet…
PS. It would be good if you could pull it off bigtime and send us all mad, go Roy !!! It just MIGHT happen !

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P.S. Moderators…can’t a posting that is attacking another poster be deleted by you and not have this garbage on what WAS a wonderful learning web site?
We can, but not one of us wants to read every line of every post…
The ebb and flow of love and hate is a given…The self editing is nice…
Remember in the “Big Picture” we are just talking about toys and where they allow us to go, while in parts of the world people suffer hopelessly…
Keep it real…
Paul
LOL!
That’s what Im talking about.
Those last two were priceless.
Its HUMOR, not cruelty.
Humor at my expense is fine too…but I dont ware a hot pink wettie, sport coffee can fins, and claim to be the fastest surfer on the planet.
HA! See right there’s another one.
And believe me tridrles, were doing Bloke a BIG favor, as he is taking carefull notes of Thrushter’s post…HA AGAIN! See, we’re on a roll.
Please tell all your friends, Im here all week.
lighten up dude…its just humor…and surfing…oh and btw, most good adult humor is at someone else’s expense…but youre welcome to contribute a knock knock joke if that makes you happy…
Knock Knock…
Who’s there?
Woo…
WOO WHOO?
Dont get so excited man, its just a knock knock joke!
HEY C, Bill, Roy and others,
How can you tell a domestic hand-made board from a chinese mass-produced board ?
Stick em’ in water !!!
The one that sinks and disolves is chinese !
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P.S. Moderators…can’t a posting that is attacking another poster be deleted by you and not have this garbage on what WAS a wonderful learning web site?
We can, but not one of us wants to read every line of every post…
The ebb and flow of love and hate is a given…The self editing is nice…
Remember in the “Big Picture” we are just talking about toys and where they allow us to go, while in parts of the world people suffer hopelessly…
Keep it real…
Paul
Hi Paul - I’m enlightened by your balanced perspective. When I take a step back and look closely at what we are doing, or more critically, what I am doing, I see the importance of your words and statement in general. It’s true; they are just toys we are playing with. The differences in which we play are really unimportant in the big picture. How we play is only some of who we are, and in this medium it’s imperfect to think we know a person at all. It’s trippy; your words ring so true. Thanks for the check up.
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Remember in the “Big Picture” we are just talking about toys and where they allow us to go, while in parts of the world people suffer hopelessly…
Keep it real…
Paul
Well Said Paul…
Something that brings some much joy and in reality is so simple has caused it share of grief as well.
People hating others because their “Toys” are different, ect…
Its pretty sad actually.
If one worried about where there next meal came from that would not be giving a rat @ss about “Toys” at all.
Honestly
What would the Duke say if He was alive today and had access to the internet to read discussion forums?
-B~
Maybe he would say "Aloha. . … . "
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- People can’t tell me I ‘Dude you should have been here yesterday’ because I go every day of the week.
cut to surfer in college class, whispering as water drains from his nose with a total bro Cali accent “oh shat, dude yeah, like I was saying, shoulda been here yesterday, it was epic”
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I learned how to surf last week, what’s rocker again?
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A Skils $600-$1000 and the Clark is $400 . Both have pros and cons, but I can’t decide because both are good.
holds up ebay webpage print out of SKil 100 and sways ad near new Clark planer for $150
- Clark went out of business, so no decent blanks.
cut to scene with different warehouses full of blanks with building names or signs like Walker, US Blanks, American, Rhyno, White Hot, Marko, Surfblanks etc.
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I haven’t received my glassin and shapin 101 copies yet.
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I can’t shape at my apartment / home / garage / yard because HOA / parents / kids, dog / wife / government agency / weather would get me.
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I can’t decide between Epoxy and EPS, or polyurethane / polyethylene resin. I’ll hurt someone’s feelings if I decide to go either way, and I don’t want to do that.
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There’s a balsa shortage, yeah.
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The Swaylocks archives have nothing on building surfboards. I can find information such as epoxy primer, glassing, sanding, this weird thing called planer use, how to make fins, some stuff known as compsanding, sail boat / yatch posts, one about a dog, balsa blanks and carbon fiber hollow, dig repair. But not on building surfboards.
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- Posting on Swaylocks too much!!!