This one’s for Tom Bloke. I love your avatar, but I spent 20 minutes watching it waiting for you to turn. What’s up with that?
He’s already set the speed record, he must be going for the first transpacific crossing on a surfboard.
and I’d like to be the first to say :-
"congratulations tom / roy.‘’ A whole YEAR back at swaylocks, without being banned ?! The ‘new improved Roy’ has been ,so far ,more palatable than the many other former identities . So , WHEN will you get yourself BANNED again ? [surely this can’t last TOO long ?]
peta
And Jeff, i’m just amazed that after watching that flickering image for twenty minutes [?!], you weren’t suffering epilepsy. I can only look at it for about 10 seconds ,then my whole world starts spinning and frothing
naughty peta !
turn your back on her for five minutes and look at the carnage she creates …
ben
As much as we have all learned to love Tom/Roy, his avatar seems to say it all, just like his vids…he doesnt turn!! (’ turn’ being 180 degrees or more inside a 2 secs window of time )
Love your persistance, conviction to your ideals,ability to face the outrageous slings and arrows etc… BUT …TURN…
And stop with the “TOM BLOKE” , its like a new age preacher calling himself JESUS CHRUST.
Unless Tom Blake was / is your father / uncle… give it a rest…
Something about coat-tails…
Mate i have just been down the road to do some shopping, and as usual was addressed as ‘Jesus’ 3 times. … . all the local schoolkids call me Jesus, not much I can do about it except cut my hair and that’s not going to happen. . . when it started I tried to tell them that I am only Jesus’ cousin, but to no avail.
Anyway I have to point out that your definition of a turn is bizzare. . . and means that provided I keep my turns less than 180 degrees or longer than 2 seconds I can claim to be going straight. . .!! . . . not sure if that sort of thing will work on the highway, what do you reckon ?
By the way, Blokeism is a state of mind. . . being an Aussie you should know that. . . and besides, all of us as surfers are spiritually related to Tom Blake don’t you think?
Jesus Chrust ? Not bad, not bad at all, Hmmmm.
Former identities ? I’m sure i don’t know what you mean. . . I only get 35 copies of Quiver every month like everyone else, come on !
‘New Improved Roy MK XXXV’
The film reel got stuck, Hicksy’s fixing it.
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Hey Roy
Don’t worry mate I’ve seen you turn…
It took ages to get you to turn in that giffie, I only had 3 frames to work with…
I thought most of the crowd at sways were into “soul” when it came to surfing. Seems to me that Roy is the closest to “soul” in the surfworld. Why do you guys feel all surfers have to turn? I thought surfing was about expression? lol
Anyway what do I care, I am a corporate weekend warrior kook, I own a pop out, I like gas guzzlers, I eat meat and shoot stuff for fun, I turn sometimes, other times I go straight. I couldn’t tell you what other do…I don’t care.
forgive my familiarity I am a lurkaholic
Now I understand, the Dingos only turn 179 degrees without getting confused.
As for rehash, it’s all rehash, or new, depending on your definitions, including your stuff.
hey mr.rabbit ,
have you seen “the holy grail” [monty python]? I ask , because if you and I were to mate , in a few years our offspring [psycho rabbits] could provide more than a match for mr. chrust I mean tom bl[oa]ke. So, how about it? you don’t have an aversion to whips by any chance , I hope ? I’m a nice girl really , don’t let the dominatrix gear scare you to much
Peta sycho
going “straight” isn’t as easy at it seems.
I just love your “wetsuit” peta.
Hey Bloke!
I always thought turning was highly overrated anyway!!
Just drag a limb or something to stay in the pocket.
Roger
Personally I prefer Life of Brian, thanks for the offer anyway. I can’t really say that the whole dominatrix thing gets me. Seem a little cheesey. Horses for courses I guess.
to quote kath and kim,"[cottage] cheese is good , but not on your thighs !"we can whip it off you in a few minutes . [I’m sure big girl ‘overboard’ could give you some big pointers to work with too !]
peta the part time panel beater
Less is more. Who said that? I don’t remember. Keep em coming Roy! (build a real fish with the turbo) Mike
Roy enjoys life and loves surfing… how HE wants to, end of story, get over it!
More power to you Roy!
keep doin what you’re doin mate!