hey , it’s GREAT to see you here , panny !
i was asking hicksy if he had seen you here recently ?
sorry to hear about your wayne lynch board , i hope it’s fixable
i have had some <span style="font-weight:bold"><span style="font-style:italic">beasts </span></span>near me at times , too...
…boards i’ve made ,
girls i’ve met ,
[and … that includes the ocassional cow , too.]
if that makes you feel any better ??
cheeers
ben
I gave up blaming myself a long time ago…
Yup ,that’s what’s wrong with this world.
H
peerhaps ordering a board
from someone named
happy forever
or shadhad neverdung
aalass the fly in the ointment
was cast upon the calm waters
of the dream scape mind pond
and oil based the ointment floated well
when the sun meltsthe oint
the fly suspended
comes again to llife
and flizzing attemmpting to fly
disturbs the perfection…
Horses …women,
girls friends
women wives
all play their parts
mindless til after
the unforseen
undoing of the quiet quest
the stillness broken
the silence shattered by the
special lamentfull tone
classicalyly the dominion
of smaller children…
to the ear
sometimes heard
whine,…
unfortunate place
in space.
retire the poor board.
perhaps the surfboard spirits
will allow you no posession
you dont build yourself,
if your fate is sealed
if destiny is at hand
your next board
could be
the best board
of all time
need we say in the known Universe
or will your carport sufice?
perhaps make a board with the horse’s
spirit included [ hair ,dung,picture]
the spectral-spirit realities must be addressed.
the diligent surfboard shaman
can avoid unpleasantness
in advance.
…ambrose…
nothing like a spirit board.
the greatest waves
the greatest rides
when exaulting
forces greater than ourselves.
blame the spirits
and appease them
fprgive the woife an the 16 hander
they are just elements of destiny.
your boards are better,
the spirits know that
methinx they are to be held responsible…
dont blame yourself for buying a whine
Horses …women,
girls friends
women wives
all play their parts
mindless til after
the unforseen
undoing of the quiet quest
the stillness broken
the silence shattered by the
special lamentfull tone
classicalyly the dominion
of smaller children…
to the ear
sometimes heard
whine,…
unfortunate place
in space.
dont blame yourself for buying a whine
Your wife has a horse?
How much do those cost?
Order 5 more WL’s with no apologies. At least you don’t have to feed them, or pay someone to exercise them when you’re out of town.
I bet some guy ordering 5 boards goes to the head of the list 
dogs=surfboards>my friends=me>women=money
definately withold sex this will teach both wife and horse a hard lesson.then when wife is at her witts end demand she slaughter horse before she gets the good gear…
You could try withholding sex with the horse,too. Teach her a lesson. Mike
Don’t repair the board…repair the relationship with the wife…
make a new storage rack that is horse proof…fix the gate…go surfing… It’s still just a surfboard no matter how long it took to get…call Wayne and order a replacement…Be happy…
Dinged… I read the one about the messed up boards and can only still baerly keep my hands from shaking w/anger after 25 years (Well, maybe not that bad, and I realize I’ve probably whined this story before… )… Had the best board of my young life, my dream “Eight foot lightening Bolt gun, shaped by Bill B.” Had just fixed a massive deck delam, bought it used, and was just entering my learning of ding repair - board maintainence - had a few great sessions, the last of which ended with a big nose ding… While I was letting it dry out, I went on a trip that turned into a move, so it was gone for a few months, and my dad, bless him, moved my stuff out of where I was living and in the process THREW THE LIGHTENING BOLT IN THE DUMP!!!
As I sit shaking my head all these years and boards later… a ding… No offence, but you have it and you can fix it.
Bless us each and everyone…
Taylor
Women come ‘n go …… but a good board is forever!!! : )
Well my 7ft lynchie will survive , the cook is still here ,I reackon I’ll withhold till xmas eve. The horse is for sale but was anyway,
FOR SALE ; Thoroughbead mare 16hh dapple grey ex race horse. poa
Thanksfor all the kind words and advice.