Grandma’s Old Fashioned Surfboards
Surfboards China
Huntington Beach Concrete Co. Longboards.
Lehrer’s Surfboards and Bowling Equipment (Sonoma Co., CA shaper)
I finally thought of a couple…
Free Surfboards (Although it would get you a lot of attention, it might not be the best business model.)
Cinco Surfboards (This would be the linguistic converse to Chevrolet’s ill-fated attempts to sell the Nova in Mexico.)
Costco Custom Shapes - Every board hand shaped and glassed in China to your specs for $199.
Hodad Soft Top Pro Model - Guaranteed, you’ll surf like Kelly your first time out…
Board Silly.
FLACID SURFBOARDS
“American Surfboards” made in China/ Wait they did that already.
“Waterboards” designed in the US - use them anywhere - hey you may even pickup a mistaken supply contract from the US Army.
Butt Juice Surfboards, by Rolf Aurness.
It’s like the Japs making a wetsuit called “Rash”
Excuse me I should of said Japanese!
Popout Surfboards
Sitting Duck Surfboards
Proudly Made in Maine
Pink eye surfboards
Shark Bait Cutsom Surfboards?
Gulf Coast Guns, especially designed with the pipeline in mind! (name and slogan)
Fish Stix?
For Los Angeles-
Sewage Surf
POO man surfboards
POO Stance surfboards.
LOVE STICKS
happy Man Happy surfboards (Brazil)
DOUBLE ENDER
Cheers
Mooneemick