water been cold lately ?

it sure LOOKS like it , from THIS photo …

What other websites are you frequenting???

austin powers

fark ben thats the last photo i would want to appeAR WHEM IM STTING IN A CROWDED INTERNET CAFE with a chick looking over my shoulder

you bloody wanka

was it your wife loking over your shoulder? i see chip has finally switched teams , about time.

" fark ben thats the last photo i would want to appeAR WHEM IM STTING IN A CROWDED INTERNET CAFE with a chick looking over my shoulder

you bloody wanka"

damn !

just flooded my keyboard with coffee [AGAIN???!!!]

THIS just in …thanks do[u]ggy boy !

"Re: coming ? From: dougirwin13

Date Sent:

Mar 23, 2006, 9:27 AM

Go ahead.

Don’t believe you about the rest - coz you keep posting porn :slight_smile:

Gonna start calling you Pinocchio… Read on!

One day, Pinocchio and his girlfriend were in bed doing what girls and wooden boys do.

As they were cuddling later, Pinocchio could tell that something was bothering his girlfriend. So, he asked her, “What’s the matter, baby?”

Pinocchio’s girlfriend gave a big sigh and replied, “You’re probably the best guy I’ve ever met, but every time we make love you give me splinters.”

This remark bothered Pinocchio a great deal, so the next day he went to seek some advice form his creator, Gepetto. When Pinocchio arrived, Gepetto could tell something was bothering Pinocchio, and asked him what was the matter. Pinocchio revealed his dilemma to Gepetto.

Gepetto searched up and down for a solution. Eventually, he suggested that sandpaper might be able to “smooth” out Pinocchio’s relationship with his girlfriend. Pinocchio graciously thanked Gepetto and went on his way.

Gepetto had not heard from Pinocchio for a while and therefore assumed that the sandpaper had solved all of Pinocchio’s problems.

A couple weeks later, Gepetto was in town to have some blades sharpened at the hardware store when he ran into Pinocchio. When he saw Pinocchio buying all the packs of sandpaper the store had in stock, Gepetto remarked, “So, Pinocchio, things must be going pretty damn good with the girls, eh?” and Pinocchio replied:

“Girls, who needs girls?!?!?!?!?!?!?”

-doug

Spackle, the creeping evil!